Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t make them biased.

I love people who park/stand in the fire lane of a grocery store because they feel they are entitled. Not. #failure #shopping

It’s time to slide the sluice to the weekend. I’m not sure what I’ll do during the next two days, but I’m sure I might make it to Monday.

A secret is only a secret if you don’t tell someone. #life #failure

Just because you are advancing or making progress, you don’t know where you are going. I’ve yet to hear a sufficient definition of what “progress” is meant to achieve, and why it’s a good thing. #technology #innovation #progress #failure

If you offer beliefs and experience in the guise of education or training you won’t offer/live-up-to a money-back guarantee. #marketing #failure #education #training #scam

Remember when Tampa Bay was part of an ocean?

If there is an internet, where is the outernet?

Anyone remember when Mexican jumping beans were a thing in the back of comics? I read comics for the ads. #comics

I’m mind-dumping. It’s what I do. My mind is too small to hold every idea and concept it generates. I toss out all the garbage, so I can keep the good stuff.

Children should be taught objective morality in grade school. Parents never do. Flame on! #education.

Is anyone actually at work and being productive today? It’s Friday. I remember Fridays at work…

“The onus is not on us.” #writing #throwawayline

“I want to live. I want to feel the air kiss my cheek. I want to smell the fishy smell of the ocean. I want to make my way through the dirt, worms, and maggots to see the sun.” #writing

What’s the joke that broke you?

When you see the creature crawl over your door-cam and wonder if it’s worth opening the door to find out if it will kill you. #writing #horror #prompt

Practice makes better, not perfect. If you’d practiced enough, you would know that. #life #success

I should start/rrevive some sourdough. It’s that time of year–cold. A hot oven and the aroma of baked goods (or bads) makes for a cozy environ. #baking

It always surprises me when #nanowrimo sneaks up on me only to slap me in the face with a dead fish. This year, I’ve brought the fish. #writing

“It’s a warm autumnal day begging for me to go out and stalk someone. But, I’m a cold person.” #writing #throwawayline

What if you only died when you ran out of stories to tell? #writing #prompt

A productive morning. Afternoon full of errands. Sentence fragments for the win.

Remember the “good old days” when ads were about “4 out of 5 doctors reccommend”? Now it’s about glitz and small print and voiceovers. #marketing #failure

What’s more important? What you learn or the takeaway? #training #education

Life is just a real-time montage.