The Creatures, Crime, and Creativity Conference is two days away. Need to get ready today. I’m looking forward to having a good time and annoying people. #writing #mdc3con @ascamacho

“Humor is subtle like a dagger between the ribs, comedy is a grenade to the face.” #writing

Happy National Crush a Can Day

“Keep music in your heart and a drink in your liver.” #writing #throwawayline

Good morning. Make time for your friends and family. If you won’t someone else will. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: iOS Python edit write read pack for C3

Today was acceptably productive.

Do people still write real letters and send real thank you cards? They seem like an anachronism nowadays.

“What book changed your life?” “The one my dad hit me upside the head with.” #books

“May your shredded body never be found.”

Happy Situational Awareness Day

Hello. If all you are only concerned about your own welfare, you will be the only one who is. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

It feels like Murphy is planning something.

It’s a nice day. I’m sitting outside editing. It’s slow and painful work, but I’m progressing.

If you don’t believe someone deserves human rights, you don’t think someone is human. What are you then? #life

I want an Apple/iOS/Mac conference in the tri-state (PA/MD/DE/VA ;) ) area. #ios #mac #apple #conf

“I killed my mother today. She kept telling me to make my bed. It was already built. She was useless. The dog didn’t like me killing her, so I killed it.” #writing

Machines don’t learn. They find patterns. Flame on!

This is the week of the Creatures, Crime, and Creativity Conf. C4. It’s going to be explosive. @ascamacho #mdc3com #writing

What’s worse? Being an overt racist or someone who doesn’t know/understand they are racist? #racism #philosophy

Team Broccoli or Team Asparagus?

I’m finding good and bad as I edit. I guess I’m being objective. #writing #editing

“No one pays the Piper. He doesn’t charge.” #writing

There is plotting and pantsing. Then there is plodding as you edit. #writing #editing

September is almost over. What? Already?