If you’re plannning on doing #nanowrimo, feel free to follow/friend me on there.

I’m not sure what scares me more: that Life magazine still exists or Harry Potter is on the cover in 2022.

Flu shot achieved. +1 to Health.

Magazine stand at the pharmacy. I’m not sure what this says about civilization in this country.

I hated pumpkin pie growing up. I tolerate it as an adult. Mature pumpkin is better than childish pumpkin.

Set fire to your imagination.

Is all humor wordplay? I’m not talking about comedy or slapstick. Just humor. #humor #writing

Marketing is about riding around with with the windows open blaring hip hop at 139 dB. It’s not about the music you enjoy. #marketing #failure

Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t make them biased.

I love people who park/stand in the fire lane of a grocery store because they feel they are entitled. Not. #failure #shopping

It’s time to slide the sluice to the weekend. I’m not sure what I’ll do during the next two days, but I’m sure I might make it to Monday.

A secret is only a secret if you don’t tell someone. #life #failure

Just because you are advancing or making progress, you don’t know where you are going. I’ve yet to hear a sufficient definition of what “progress” is meant to achieve, and why it’s a good thing. #technology #innovation #progress #failure

If you offer beliefs and experience in the guise of education or training you won’t offer/live-up-to a money-back guarantee. #marketing #failure #education #training #scam

Remember when Tampa Bay was part of an ocean?

If there is an internet, where is the outernet?

Anyone remember when Mexican jumping beans were a thing in the back of comics? I read comics for the ads. #comics

I’m mind-dumping. It’s what I do. My mind is too small to hold every idea and concept it generates. I toss out all the garbage, so I can keep the good stuff.

Children should be taught objective morality in grade school. Parents never do. Flame on! #education.

Is anyone actually at work and being productive today? It’s Friday. I remember Fridays at work…

“The onus is not on us.” #writing #throwawayline

“I want to live. I want to feel the air kiss my cheek. I want to smell the fishy smell of the ocean. I want to make my way through the dirt, worms, and maggots to see the sun.” #writing

What’s the joke that broke you?

When you see the creature crawl over your door-cam and wonder if it’s worth opening the door to find out if it will kill you. #writing #horror #prompt