Happy National Gin and Tonic Day

Good morning. Stay optimistic, even if the glass is half empty and the water in it is poisoned. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Just because someone reassures you things will get better, ask for whom.

Apparently, Donny wants everyone to work in coal mines and to put more screws in iPhones…

Time for some tea.

This is what happens when parents spoil their kids.

Hm. Switch 2 games up on US Amazon. No system preorders, however. #nintendo

Plan for tomrorrow: — write — meet up with a friend (yes, I have one) — eat stuff, maybe

Do better.

I’m hoping we don’t get new iOS chrome—I’m sure we will. I’d rather have functionality that I can use and a development environment that works. #wwdc

Time to relax.

Happy Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

If you live in a world without humor, move.

Please define “Great”. Things were never “great”. Unless you loved the Dark Ages.

It is easier to blame than to fix. #life #failure

I love how email spammer/fishers believe everyone buys Norton products, which no one ever does. #email #spam

Are you looking forward to WWDC? — yes — no — depends — what’s WWDC? #wwdc #apple

“We all eat our young. That’s why they end up the way they are.” #writing

Observed: You know you have money/image issues when you decide to rent your Delorean and post photos of all the renters… #character

“If you’re a leader, why do you follow so many people on social media?” #writing #throwawayline

“Where do you go when you want to get lost?” #writing

The more someone takes themselves, and presents themselves, too seriously, you should remember it’s all about them. #life #failure

Humans often show/bare their teeth. This can either be a sign of friendliness, agression, compliance, or deceit. Humans bare their teeth for a multitude of reasons. Only one of them is truly positive. If a human smiles at you, probabilities say you should run. #life #human

I wonder if Vegas (Las) allows betting on non-sports rumors. That would be a huge business, if they did. #life #failure

Rumors are a matter of disappointment or “I told you so-isms.” Reality matters. Rumors, not so much. #life #failure