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To celebrate the upcoming release of Scavenger Hunt, here’s a 15% off coupon for my previous book Last Call. 83TFCM - Paperback You have to use this link: store.bookbaby.com/book/last… #books #coupon

Good morning. If you don’t have enough time, lower your expectations, and expand your timeframes. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Well. Yes. Tomorrow is Monday. You can hide if you want.

I think I deserve a smoothie.

Playing Tiny Epic Dungeons #game

“Don’t throw your heart away just because someone stomped on it.” #writing

If you can’t justify taking a day off from work for family or friends, what does that say about your priorities? #life

“Hope is a genie from a rusted lamp. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn’t.” #writing

Many people tend to eat faster now as a result of restaurants that are more about turning tables than ambiance and experience. #life #failure #restaurant

Huevos time.

When someone says, “As well as can be expected,” what they mean is, it could be better. #life

When you slice your finger off, what do you scream/yell? Or do you just go on like it never happened?

“He was banality incarnate. He was the God of the Commonplace. No one seemed to notice.” #writing

In the US there something weird. A server at a restaurant will often wish someone, “Have a great night,” when it is still morning. This is either a result of being hung over, working shifts, not caring about wishing someone well, or being clueless. #life #restaurant #failure

Facebook should rebrand itself as Identitybook.~ #facebook

Stay detached. Stay involved. #zen #tao

“He was three firkins short of a barrel.” #writing

Oh, got my new business cards this week.

For me, this will be a short week, productivity-wise. I’m supposed to go on vacation.

A slow train still gets there on time. ancient proverb I just made up

Real writers know there is more to writing than just writing. There is a lot of sitting around and figuring out what to write. #writing

Real writers know that writing is different from telling stories. #writing

Real writers know that unfinished works are the result of an unfinished mind. #writing

Real writers know that unfinished works will rise up and fight you in Hell. #writing