Without a sense of humor, you have no sense of direction. — ancient proverb I just made up

“You will rot in this jail cell until you talk.” “This is a step up from my apartment.” #writing #throwawayline

“He lived in a small hut and an unassuming life. His was the Hovel of Lessdor.” If you get it, you win no prize. #writing #throwawayline

“Prepare to die! Everyone dies. You may as well be ready. We have a whole-life policy you can buy.” #writing #throwawayline

“The ship sailed west. It hit land. Too bad the ocean lay east.” #writing

“We are all monkeys banging away at our keyboards or scratching with sticks in hopes we create something worthy of another monkey.” #writing

“He fell flat on his face onto the floor which was at a flat thirty-seven degree angle.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m leaving. Don’t bother pretending you care or saying goodbye. I’ve been through it before. You are the type of slime who acts like they care until the bill comes due.” #writing

“He still had no idea what was happening, but found himself the center of the conflict. Too bad he was an expendable character.” #writing

“His skin was like cracked vellum. Too bad most don’t know what vellum is and have to look it up.” #writing

I’m enjoying reading using the Kobo Clara. Not having to deal with Amazon ads on the Lock Screen is a plus. Kobo Plus is also decent. #ebooks #reading #eink #kobo

“I could be wrong. I should be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people can be lucky at chess, the same way some can be lucky at Las Vegas. It may happen, but don’t put any money down.” #writing

What was the worst curse that someone cast your way?

Ideas are like eggs; fragile until you do something with them. #life

“Support Your Local Library” starring James Garner. A movie idea too late. #library

“He was a whirlpool of lies and ego, spreading destruction and havoc wherever he roamed.” #writing

“Back in my day, I was still alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, the best thing you can do is wait and see. Of course, what you see may end up being a lot worse than what it would have been had you acted instead of waiting.” #writing

No one is worse than you. No one is better than you. No one is you. Stop trying to make them so. #life

“He sniveled as he coward.” #writing #throwawayline

Writers should write. That’s why they have editors and publishers. #writing

I think I’ll hunt down some buffalo wings. Then, I’ll get some salmon with which to make gravlax. #food

Happy Flash Drive Day Give your flash drive a hug.