I brewed a lemon saison this morning. It’s chilling down while I eat. #beer

Time to eat some nachos

Happy Disobedience Day

OK. This short story is good to go out to #mdc3con tomorrow. Now I can start editing my Watsonian novel and continue on my WIP. #writing #editing

It’s still the weekend. Don’t forget to wind up your ducks.

It’s a soggy and gray morning. Today would be a good day to eat nachos.

Good morning, all. Don’t confuse a thought with what you think and feel about it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

So what’s everyone doing tomorrow? I think I’ll brew a grapefruit saison.

Where do I get cronies?

Life doesn’t have to make sense. You do. #life

Just because you have a musical instrument doesn’t mean you can sing. #music

Dessert time.

Latest #applewatch beta is the worst. Lots of random events being triggered. And tap detaction is off. #ios #mac #apple

Corn juice should be a thing.

“His was a bulk that could not be ignored unless you’d seen Star Wars. Ben Folds Five had nothing on the back of his head.” #writing #throwawayline

Which was better: Mr T Mr Coffee

“If the moon is full, it’s six shots of tequila time.” #writing

Humor heals because it tells you you aren’t the only one in pain. #humor #life

“Penguins on the Moon” #title #writing #throwawayline

“His neck was a prune that had married a raisin overlayed on a stick figure. His head defied gravity.” #writing

A beer is called “Ultra” only when it is horribly bad. #marketing #beer

Honesty is about integrity. It’s not about consistency. #life

“Just because you’re a borderline psychopath doesn’t make you normal.”

Everyone I meet tells me they love my sense of humor. I feel they are lying. I don’t have one.

Squirrels have more fun.