Good morning. It’s the last day of March. We are 1/4 of the way through 2025. 2026 is just around the corner. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Be purposeful tomorrow. #life

Plan for tomorrow: — kill words — read — eat — whatever

When you think someone else is in charge, they will be. #life #failure

If you want to get me a birthday present, feel free to get this. cars.mclaren.com/en/W1

Create a new sentence at least once a day.

Entitlement is a drug that makes many high. #life #failure

Observed: a guy talking like he has a mouthful of marbles. Ovviously, a good ole boy or a member of Nirvana . #writing #character.

Clothing marketed as “4-way stretch,” obviously sags in time. #marketing #failure

Everything is transitory. Even being better or the best. #life

We have been raised to view everything as a competition worth the aluminum trophies we are given so we may lord them over others who strive as much. #life #failure

Donny and Noel are working to save money. To what end?

TML TMI. TMI.

“Never push the red plunger.” #writing #throwawayline

Be grateful you are here to complain. #life

When did the phrase”real life” first come into use? @grammargirl

“Be thou unafraid, for fear is an enemy worse than what thou fearest.” #writing

The more I read and write in a Damon Runyon-like voice, the easier it is to slip into it. I have written four pages in half an hour. It is a good thing, for I am making progress. However, I will have to review and adjust. Now, I will frequent a foodery and eat, on account that I am hungry. #writing

“Aren’t you afraid of germs?” “Why? I take alcohol internally.” #writing #throwawayline

“A long time ago, was really just last week.” #writing

“What do you do?” “I’m a full time human, learning to be better than I am.” #life

It is time for me to work on my short story on account of it needing to be done and my imagination frothing like a cold beer. #writing

Forget the troubles of the real world. Read a book about another person’s troubles. https.//auteureist.com #books #reading

Don’t conflate opinion, belief, and fact.

“No one expects a masterpiece except the master.” #writing