Back in my day we had to use slide rules to connect to an acoustic coupler in order to log into MySpace, and then the dog would pick up the extension and break the connection.

I’m dragging today. Hotel beds are rarely comfortable.

Hello. It’s Friday get stuff done. Time for the ceremonial coffee

Happy National Blueberry Pie day. Wish I knew how to make pies.

Live up to your memories. #life

It’s important to learn what you don’t know in order to learn. #life #success

Plan for tomorrow: more family stuff bike ride if it’s not winter writing reading eating

In the last 17.3 minutes, you have aged 17.3 minutes, even though it may feel like 32.7.

My sense of humor is at about 40% of normal up from 20%. The Dark Times did a number on it. The Grey Times are stifling it.

I’m not sure what it is. They say it’s triple chocolate.

Tomorrow is/will be Friday. Remember to pay the ferryman.

I’m just relaxing and doing the usual mind-dump free-writing.

Be happy you are here. Most aren’t. #life

If you live to fulfill a single goal, you will be disappointed. If you succeed, you will have nothing to live for. #life #failure

She stared at the body spasming on the floor. “I got dressed up for this? If I’d known you were going to take me out just to die, I’d have just worn my jeans.” #writing #character

If you’re a fascist and you don’t know it, raise your hand.

“There are a million stories in the cities.” At least two million in the ‘burbs. You just have to pay attention. #writing

Overheard: “I do all the furniture in the store.” I’m not touching that line.

“We all have something to lose. What matters is whether you care to lose it.” #writing

When did looking like one of the Smith Brothers become a trend?

“Ok. Spill it. Who were you stalking?” “I don’t stalk people. I’d never stalk people. I’m a stemmer.” “Stemmer? What’s that?”” “I teach Botany at the high school.” #writing #throwawayline

Time is a constant.

A Love Story “I’m going to the bathroom.” “I’ll wait for you.” “I’m not coming back.” #writing

A single person can change the world—for better or worse. Which one will you be? #life

If you could, which one dead person would you like to meet? Maybe I could arrange it. #writing