“Squirrels On the Run”: a group of squirrels plan a major heist only to have it go horribly wrong when one of the would-be bandits falls for a raccoon, only to discover the raccoon is a long-lost cousin suffering from amnesia. Hilarity ensues. #writing #throwawayline #pitch

Vicious Rumor: Next Pokémon game release will feature “Chortle”. #pokemon #gamedev

Stand and deliver. #programming

The combination of autocorrect and lack of sleep are making me look like an idiot who doesn’t understand or appreciate grammar and Aaron spelling. I should just give up for today.

The harder you try, the less you have to worry.

“Round-table discussions” aren’t about round tables. They about going ‘round the table.

Ever wondered why we have town instead of villages in the US? The implicit reason is that villages are “less developed”, but it comes down to how they are governed. A village has no local laws. As such, a village is more independent. A town has laws. That’s ironic in the US.

As a writer, I tend to fixate on the difference between “that” and “which”. I always get it wrong. #writing

“Shallow is the grave that holds your soul.” #writing

If things were fair, taxes in Texas would be bigger.~

“You don’t need to be old in order to stare into the face of Death and win. Or lose.” #life #writing

“One day I’ll stand up to my father. He thinks he’s stronger and more intelligent than everyone. But, he can’t put a coherent sentence together, even when he tries. And each time he tries, it’s all lies. One day I’ll tell him what I think… One day.” #writing $throwawayline

“She scent was reminiscent of a fish-flavored beer. A beer that had been sitting in the sun long enough to grow a brown algae scum on its surface, had accumulated the bodies of dead insects and then pooped on by defacating seagulls. It was not pleasant.” #writing #throwawayline

If you don’t improve yourself, you’re just waiting to die. #life

I’m putting off doing any real editing today. I don’t have the motivation/desire today. It feels like a free-writing day. I should eat something today as well.

Do not confuse knowledge with understanding. Many people know without understanding. All understanding requires empathy. #life

You don’t need a reason to be happy.

Just another Monday. Full of Monday things. Burgeoning with the promise of Tuesday.

Happy National Bavarian Crepes Day …hm, I don’t think I’ve ever had one.

Good morning all. We all have to do better. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: (with luck) iOS Python Rust errands

Do you evaluate your personal failures and how to improve? Do you do so in a formalized way? If so, what do you do? #life #success

If you’re afraid to fail, you won’t try and you will fail. #life

My back finally feels like it’s easing up.

Hm weird… test.