War is an acceptable (by definition) pasttime for humans. #life #failure

“The Dead Don’t Mind If You Try to Kill Them” One Zombie’s Autobiography @JonathanMaberry

Obviously, it’s not an image of Earth, but Earth’s sun. #writing

What if every star is an image of Earth in a different timeline/universe? I think there is a story concept there. #writing

“The shallow soul is the most honest soul. Depth creates confusion.” #writing

I have no idea what this means, but it doesn’t sound good. Should I call back and give them a difficult time? #publishing

I’m diligently working on regaining my warp-ed sense of humor.

Overheard (with some embelishment.) “A lot of people arent people,” she whispered. “What do you mean?” “They’re democrats.” Horror and her face were synonymous. #writing

Today was not productive. It was, however, different.

The dessert menu is smaller than a ____ (fill in the blank.)

I still need dessert… the place has become busier.

Who moulded your sense of humour?

I’m doing a brain dump since I have nowhere else to put it.

“If your religion foretells the end of things, or an apocalypse event of some kind, but wraps it in hopeful rhetoric or imagery, just remember whoever came up with the idea was terrified of dying and still died.”

When your ideas outstrip your ability to either state or to fulfill them, that is frustration.

Dinner accomplished. I need dessert.

History is so last second. The future is now.

“The world caroms from war to war, a fragile egg we ride upon. Luck only lasts so long… so long.” #writing

“Whenever someone talks about disdain, I keep looking around for the guy from Denmark.” #writing #throwawayline

Suffering should not be considered some sort of strength or rite of passage. #life

“He came from a small town. It was so small he had to tell himself to leave.” #writing

“I’m board certified.” “That’s nothing. I’m certified bored.” #writting #throwawayline

I keep getting spam phone calls from vanity press publishers wanting to acquire my book. I doubt any of them have read it, or they would know it’s not that good. Heh.

So no one has recommendations for farcical books? Not books about Farsi. #books #farce

“I’m all ears.” “How do you smell?” rimshot<