Arthur: We need a table, where all can be equal. What shape shall it be? Gaswain: Octagon? Arthur: Really, Gaswain. Ye must needs stop watching Chuck Norris movies. Arthur the Less: I like Bruce Lee. Arthur shakes his head, glaring. Yvain the Bastard: How about the Pentagon? Arthur: Too confusing. Galehodin: How about a square? We might become reknown as the Fantasic Ones. Arthur: I’m not sure this is a good idea. Lucan: A triangle! A triangle! A triangle! Arthur: Don’t force it. Priamus: Two sides? Arthur scowls. “Which two sides do you propose? Priamus: Inside and outside? Morbius: I propose a one-sided table. Arthur: Err, I think you’re missing the point of equality. Merlin: We shall have a circle. Where each is equally dumb. Tor: Is a circle a shape?
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