I love spam emails that impose privacy restrictions without my consent:
“This email communication is intended as a private communication for the sole use of the primary addressee and those individuals listed for copies in the original message. The information contained in this email is private and confidential and if you are not an intended recipient you are hereby notified that copying, forwarding or other dissemination or distribution of this communication by any means is prohibited. If you are not specifically authorized to receive this email and if you believe that you received it in error, please notify the original sender immediately. We honor similar requests relating to the privacy of email communications.”