“Colostomy bag for the other things.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore pants so no one would notice the diaper.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sharpness of her love spewed around her, killing everyone in range.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never look a gift frog in the mouth. It might flick its toungue at you.” #writing #throwawayline

“I hate when that happens.” “Then why do you keep causing it to?” #writing #throwawayline

“The waste management truck came by yesterday and picked up my brother. He was beginning to smell.” #writing #throwawayline

“A breeze is just god farting.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s not summer until someone dies.” #writing #throwawayline

“She made him a man. It was the least he could be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes you have to fight your feral relatives.” #writing #throwawayline

“He faced Death, who dropped his hood revealing his own face. ‘That’s trite,’ he said. ‘I am who you could have been, had you not been so lazy and an idiot.’” #writing #throwawayline

“He let her interview his replacement.” #writing #throwawayline

The End Times comes before The New Times. #throwawayline

“Do you know who you look like?” “No.” “Neither do I.” #writing #throwawayline

“Get your thighs off my couch.” #writing #throwawayline

“Silence of the Prams” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a stylized human the way an ancient Roman statue was a stylized pig.” #writing #throwawayline

“Change is the Thanos of life.” #writing #throwawayline #mcu

“Why do you alway have to be so difficult?” she asked. “Why do you say that?” “Because you’re never herd.” #writing #throwawayline

“Will it be safe to come out from under the bed tomorrow?” #writing #throwawayline

“The heat left him a smelly stain of a man.” #writing #throwawayline

“You do know you’re not doing it correctly, right?” “Yes, I know.” “Keep up the good work.” #writing #throwawayline

“After much thought, he stopped.” #writing #throwawayline

“The epicenter of the end of humanity was Seattle. That’s why everyone left.” #writing #throwawayline

“His last name was Foster, because he had Foster parents.” #writing #throwawayline