“They were the government. They looked like random mutations of Wally Cox, but weren’t as humorous.” #writing #throwawayline
“After years of sipping the Kool-Aid he realized Kool-Aid is people.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was always running on low-power mode.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was like a dumptruck full of manure. He spilled a lot.” #writing #throwawayline
“What’s the opposite of in?” “Hilton?” #throwawayline
“He worked tirelessly on his car.” #writing #throwawayline
“What if everything in the universe is fixed and immobile and the only thing that moves is energy?” #writing #throwawayline #physics
“We’re getting old, aren’t we?” #writing #throwawayline
“I’m sorry, sir, but we can’t take back your life. We have a strict policy of not taking back used lives–sanitary considerations, you see. And no, sir, we have no replacements in stock for one such as you.” #writing #throwawayline
“I had termites. But I couldn’t pay them.” #writing #throwawayline
“His bladder was as small as his brain.” #writing #throwawayline
“It’s Saint Andreas fault.” #writing #throwawayline
“What’s your favorite Apocalypse?” #writing #throwawayline
Lush foliage: plants that crave alcohol #writing #throwawayline
“You imbecile! You dropped the goblet and spilled the blood of my enemies.” #writing #throwawayline
Ramen: n - males who follow Ra. #writing #throwawayline
“You too shall pass.” #writing #throwawayline
“He wasn’t binge-worthy. Everyone avoided him.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was a hero. His snoring kept him and everyone in a one-block radius awake. That’s why they escaped.” #writing #throwawayline
“His beet sheets were color-coded. Red, orange, yellow, purple, candy-striped, and green.” #writing #throwawayline
“The Fast Food Restaurant of Death” #writing #throwawayline
“Like all brittle things, shattered dreams are made of glass.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was necromantic.” #writing #throwawayline
“His was the doughnut hole of life.” #writing #throwawayline
“His was the doughnut hole of life.” #writing #throwawayline