“You see,” he began. “People love to complain. It’s not that there is anything wrong with their lives, apart from lack of someone to feel sorry for them. Pity is the key to friendship when you have no friends.”
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“Keep a smile in your heart and a knife under your pillow.”
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“You’re like this loaf of bread. You’re old, hard, and stale.”
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“The world needs more you. Just bring dessert.”
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“Rise up! Multiply! Overcome all who stand in your way!”
— “The Yeasterly”
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“His bellicosity was bigger than his belly. That was fine with him since he and his belly hung out.”
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“His hair was so slicked-back that it matched his greasy personality. A loud tie and oversized cufflinks completed his ensemble. It was then that I realized I was dealing with a lawyer.”
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“He was a shadow of his former self, but only when the sun out. Otherwise, he roamed the night in his full glory and power.”
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“Words spewed from his mouth the way fireworks blaze in the sky, or a fountain spews water into the air, or a toddler spews food all over the floor.”
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“The Grand Vizier whispers to the king, ‘Don’t listen to the kid. Your clothes are gorgeous.'”
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