“The Chief Imperator decided that the best way to conquer was by Fiat.” #writing #throwawayline

“This version of the app fixed sightings of UFOs. There are no improvements to handling UAPs.” #throwawayline

“When life offers you a dead rat, ask what’s the catch?” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber. I have worlds to conquer.” #writing #throwawayline

”Sometimes being funny is Bette than being worried.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s your funeral.” “I don’t think I’m dressed for the occasion.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sunshine is great until you get cancer. Darkness is where the monsters roam.” #writing #throwawayline

“Kick me and I’ll turn the other cheek.” #writing #throwawayline

Spoiler alert! Your refrigerator is open. #throwawayline

“How many last names should a sane person have?” #writing #throwawayline

“The dead pool at the bottom eventually.” #writing #throwawayline

“I find humans are always lost.” #writing #throwawayline

“Colostomy bag for the other things.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore pants so no one would notice the diaper.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sharpness of her love spewed around her, killing everyone in range.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never look a gift frog in the mouth. It might flick its toungue at you.” #writing #throwawayline

“I hate when that happens.” “Then why do you keep causing it to?” #writing #throwawayline

“The waste management truck came by yesterday and picked up my brother. He was beginning to smell.” #writing #throwawayline

“A breeze is just god farting.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s not summer until someone dies.” #writing #throwawayline

“She made him a man. It was the least he could be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes you have to fight your feral relatives.” #writing #throwawayline

“He faced Death, who dropped his hood revealing his own face. ‘That’s trite,’ he said. ‘I am who you could have been, had you not been so lazy and an idiot.’” #writing #throwawayline

“He let her interview his replacement.” #writing #throwawayline

The End Times comes before The New Times. #throwawayline