“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.”

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“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.”

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“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?”

“You.”

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“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.”

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“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.”

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“The sound on the TV is messed up.”

“So is my life.”

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“Her legs were inverted cones. His face was a sphere. They had nothing in common apart from their volumes being equal.”

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“Humans claim love and human kindness are the answer. No one asks what the question is. Love may conquer all, but power and hate trumps love nine times out of ten.”

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“Squirrels aren’t big on nuts. After all, they stay away from you.”

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“I have what it takes. Luckily, it never takes anything.”

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