“He cut his wrist with a butter knife. It was a slice of life.” #writing #throwawayline

“You know your brother?: he asked. “Of course,” she replied. “He took a shower and never returned it.” #writing #throwawayline

“How much money is too much money?” “More than I have.” #writing #throwawayline

“His first loyalty was to the chicken wing. Then he ate it.” #throwawayline

What if the orcs were the cool ones with the pointy ears, and the elves were the fat disfigured ones reminiscent of your Uncle Al who keeps standing outside your living room window, looking in? #writing #throwawayline

“When you wield the Stuffed Teddybear of Cuteness, do not expect death.” #writing #throwawayline

“His growl was as low as he was.” #writing #throwawayline

“He set off on a voyage of discovery. After an hour of searching he had come across an old candybar wrapper, the missing toenail clippers, and a multitude of ripped toenails. Still, the carpet refused to yield up the secret of the missing pen.” #writing #throwawayline

“Now and then, I turn to Tao and Zen.” #writing #throwawayline

“I find life to be predictable. It’s all about mistakes.” #writing #throwawayline

“Throw up…no, I meant your hands.” #writing #throwawayline

“Would you rather have an angry spouse or a pestilent child? Me? I’d rather have a pestilent child. It’ll probably die.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sleep until you can no longer wake.” #writing #throwawayline

“She spat phlegm, mucus, and spittle. ‘No one insults me,’ she grumbled, pulling a rusty and decaying revolver from her Fanny pack. She pulled the trigger, and the ancient weapon spat a bullet, clean and new at her target.” #writing #throwawayline

“The undead rained down on him the way rain did, but harder.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a fossil before his time.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was on everyone’s short list, but for different reasons.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was wired differently. That’s why he never worked.” #writing #throwawayline

“We are having a sale on doom and gloom today.” #writing #throwawayline

“Only pardon those that can raise your ratings.” #writing #throwawayline

“When you grow a pair, you’ll have two.” #throwawayline

“I throw down on people who want to throw up.” #writing #throwawayline #colloquialism

“Some people had a lightbulb over their head. He had a price that read $1.23.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Orb of Wondering is wonderful. You stare at it in wonder and wonder if it does anything.” #writing #throwawayline

“The problem with politics is it denies the existence of any sense of humor apart from dark.” #writing #throwawayline