“Tacos again?” “It’s Tuesday.” “Whatever happened to Tuna Tuesday?” #throwawayline

“He smelled bad. Still, people smelled him.” #writing #throwawayline

“They were an old and ugly couple. They had been married for decades. They were perfect for Halloween.” #writing #throwawayline

“They gave him the ball and he ate it.” #writing #throwawayline #sport

“Some people just don’t seem like they deserve to be human.” #writing #throwawayline

“He pushed her aside, stepping into the darkness. In frustration, she screamed at him, wanting the darkness for herself.” #writing #throwawayline

“The greatest lie marketing every told was, ‘Free!’” #writing #throwawayline

“‘I need a good leeching,’” was said by no one.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a Meeple among Meeples. He was, in fact, a Meeple’s Meeple.” #writing #throwawayline

“Do you have a disaster plan?” “Yes, I plan on snapping my fingers.” #throwawayline

“You don’t simply walk into Mordor. You need to take an Uber and pass the security station.” #throwawayline

“She took her clothes off. He was disappointed they were off-the-rack.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Chief Imperator decided that the best way to conquer was by Fiat.” #writing #throwawayline

“This version of the app fixed sightings of UFOs. There are no improvements to handling UAPs.” #throwawayline

“When life offers you a dead rat, ask what’s the catch?” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber. I have worlds to conquer.” #writing #throwawayline

”Sometimes being funny is Bette than being worried.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s your funeral.” “I don’t think I’m dressed for the occasion.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sunshine is great until you get cancer. Darkness is where the monsters roam.” #writing #throwawayline

“Kick me and I’ll turn the other cheek.” #writing #throwawayline

Spoiler alert! Your refrigerator is open. #throwawayline

“How many last names should a sane person have?” #writing #throwawayline

“The dead pool at the bottom eventually.” #writing #throwawayline

“I find humans are always lost.” #writing #throwawayline

“Colostomy bag for the other things.” #writing #throwawayline