“Throw up…no, I meant your hands.” #writing #throwawayline

“Would you rather have an angry spouse or a pestilent child? Me? I’d rather have a pestilent child. It’ll probably die.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sleep until you can no longer wake.” #writing #throwawayline

“She spat phlegm, mucus, and spittle. ‘No one insults me,’ she grumbled, pulling a rusty and decaying revolver from her Fanny pack. She pulled the trigger, and the ancient weapon spat a bullet, clean and new at her target.” #writing #throwawayline

“The undead rained down on him the way rain did, but harder.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a fossil before his time.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was on everyone’s short list, but for different reasons.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was wired differently. That’s why he never worked.” #writing #throwawayline

“We are having a sale on doom and gloom today.” #writing #throwawayline

“Only pardon those that can raise your ratings.” #writing #throwawayline

“When you grow a pair, you’ll have two.” #throwawayline

“I throw down on people who want to throw up.” #writing #throwawayline #colloquialism

“Some people had a lightbulb over their head. He had a price that read $1.23.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Orb of Wondering is wonderful. You stare at it in wonder and wonder if it does anything.” #writing #throwawayline

“The problem with politics is it denies the existence of any sense of humor apart from dark.” #writing #throwawayline

“How many pixels is your frame?” #writing #throwawayline

“Make way for the whey we need to weigh.” #writing #throwawayline

“He sank into the sofa the way a finger sinks into the Pillsbury Dough Boy.” #writing #throwawayline

“You look like you’ve been stressed.” “Wrong. Tense.” (If you get it, you get it–IYGIYGI) #writing #throwawayline

“You can never have enough friends. The more you have the more people you can blame.” #writing #throwawayline

“He strived to Tim Curry favor.” #writing #throwawayline

“Gather your breath. It’s leaking all over the room.” #writing #throwawayline

“They formed a garbage band. It was like a garage band, but messier.” #writing #throwawayline

“A party without tears is just free cake.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore the sigil of the worn and lonely.” #writing #throwawayline