“My bill has gotten bigger–and I’m not even Pinocchio.”
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“Your life is limited by your memory, bandwidth, and speed. But mostly, it’s limited by how much you can spend and your networking capability and throughput.”
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“Everything is relative, meaning you are the prodigal son.”
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“He was a boatman’s boatman. He knew his steerage from his prow.”
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“Welcome to the universe, where everything is not as it seems, and everything has a cost.”
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“His fortune cookie fortune was as blank as the expression on his face.”
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“Never push the red plunger.”
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“Aren’t you afraid of germs?”
“Why? I take alcohol internally.”
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“It was the witching hour, 2:27PM.”
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“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.”
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