“He faced Death, who dropped his hood revealing his own face. ‘That’s trite,’ he said. ‘I am who you could have been, had you not been so lazy and an idiot.’” #writing #throwawayline
“He let her interview his replacement.” #writing #throwawayline
The End Times comes before The New Times. #throwawayline
“Do you know who you look like?” “No.” “Neither do I.” #writing #throwawayline
“Get your thighs off my couch.” #writing #throwawayline
“Silence of the Prams” #writing #throwawayline
“He was a stylized human the way an ancient Roman statue was a stylized pig.” #writing #throwawayline
“Change is the Thanos of life.” #writing #throwawayline #mcu
“Why do you alway have to be so difficult?” she asked. “Why do you say that?” “Because you’re never herd.” #writing #throwawayline
“Will it be safe to come out from under the bed tomorrow?” #writing #throwawayline
“The heat left him a smelly stain of a man.” #writing #throwawayline
“You do know you’re not doing it correctly, right?” “Yes, I know.” “Keep up the good work.” #writing #throwawayline
“After much thought, he stopped.” #writing #throwawayline
“The epicenter of the end of humanity was Seattle. That’s why everyone left.” #writing #throwawayline
“His last name was Foster, because he had Foster parents.” #writing #throwawayline
“Hold me closer.” “Why?” “So you can’t get away.” #writing #throwawayline
“He wrote tests he could never pass.” #writing #throwawayline
“He wore a beard of beer. It attracted the beers.” #writing #throwawayline
“Where are the kids?” “I sold them into slavery.” #writing #throwawayline
“Death is for all.” #writing #throwawayline
“No one can hear you scream into the void, so why bother?” #writing #throwawayline
“He stood for nothing, but his Apple Watch.” #throwawayline
“Time kills more than any living creature. We should arrest and try it.” #writing #throwawayline
“The undead are never dead enough.” #writing #throwawayline
“They were the government. They looked like random mutations of Wally Cox, but weren’t as humorous.” #writing #throwawayline