“He wasn’t binge-worthy. Everyone avoided him.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a hero. His snoring kept him and everyone in a one-block radius awake. That’s why they escaped.” #writing #throwawayline

“His beet sheets were color-coded. Red, orange, yellow, purple, candy-striped, and green.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Fast Food Restaurant of Death” #writing #throwawayline

“Like all brittle things, shattered dreams are made of glass.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was necromantic.” #writing #throwawayline

“His was the doughnut hole of life.” #writing #throwawayline

“His was the doughnut hole of life.” #writing #throwawayline

“The problem with greed is you can’t buy money, so you have to buy people and influence. Oh, that and late night TV and TikTok ads.” #writing #throwawayline

“The problem with greed is you can’t buy money, so you have to buy people and influence. Oh, that and late night TV and TikTok ads.” #writing #throwawayline

“Someone forgot to backup his brain. Now it’s corrupted.” #writing #throwawayline

“Why did we get an idiot?” “He was for sale.” #writing #throwawayline

“We are the butt of your jokes.” #writing #throwawayline

“They took the stage to Broadway.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was Darth Vader to the Emperor Palpatine. He was ok with being number two to his number one as long as he got to destroy things and appear important.” #writing #throwawayline

“The End is Night” #writing #throwawayline

“The emperor claimed victory because he hadn’t killed as many as most had predicted. Peace was his thing.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people would rather die than adapt. We call them politicians.” #writing #throwawayline

“His life could be summarized by a missing period.” #writing #throwawayline

“He slept on a bed of spinach. He was Popeye.” #writing #throwawayline

“The slower you age, the more chances you have to really screw up.” #writing #throwawayline

“The man in the back: ‘Shouldn’t we check the weather before we schedule the crucifixion?’” #writing #throwawayline

“Humans keep trying to subvert, bend, and destroy reality to their will. Silly rabbits.” #writing #throwawayline

“Art is like an institution for the insane.” #writing #throwawayline

“… thou shalt not escape calumny Get thee to a gunnery! Farewell. Or if thou wilt needs kill, a shiv will do.” #writing #throwawayline