“Some people had a lightbulb over their head. He had a price that read $1.23.” #writing #throwawayline
“The Orb of Wondering is wonderful. You stare at it in wonder and wonder if it does anything.” #writing #throwawayline
“The problem with politics is it denies the existence of any sense of humor apart from dark.” #writing #throwawayline
“How many pixels is your frame?” #writing #throwawayline
“Make way for the whey we need to weigh.” #writing #throwawayline
“He sank into the sofa the way a finger sinks into the Pillsbury Dough Boy.” #writing #throwawayline
“You look like you’ve been stressed.” “Wrong. Tense.” (If you get it, you get it–IYGIYGI) #writing #throwawayline
“You can never have enough friends. The more you have the more people you can blame.” #writing #throwawayline
“He strived to Tim Curry favor.” #writing #throwawayline
“Gather your breath. It’s leaking all over the room.” #writing #throwawayline
“They formed a garbage band. It was like a garage band, but messier.” #writing #throwawayline
“A party without tears is just free cake.” #writing #throwawayline
“He wore the sigil of the worn and lonely.” #writing #throwawayline
“It was written in the stars—all but Tom Cruise.” #throwawayline
“The fog was dense and so was he.” #writing #throwawayline
“I went to a watch party, and all everyone did was look at the TV.” #writing #throwawayline
“Doom and despair! Doom and despair! That’s a pair of doom and despair!” #throwawayline
“He was an indie assassin.” #writing #throwawayline
“I’m going off on an inverse tangent.” #writing #throwawayline #math
“His was a blunderbuss of a nose.” #writing #throwawayline
Terms apply, even in algebra. #math #writing #throwawayline
“Gnoll before me!” “Huh?” #writing #throwawayline
“I hail from Middle Earth.” “Ah! Kansas. The birthplace of Captain Kirk.” #throwawayline
“The holidays are upon us. Hide before they strip the money from your bones.” #writing #throwawayline
“Her blood pressure was so high it geyesered out of her eyes.” #writing #throwawayline