“If your life in a jar. Best used before tomorrow.” #writing #throwawayline

“Social media is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the user’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.” #writing #throwawayline #socialmedia

“They conquered the dragons and forced them to bake pizza.” #writing #throwawayline

“Pride comes before the fall.” “I thought summer did.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life isn’t rocket science.” #writing #throwawayline

“The tide dragged him across the rocky coast, cutting and abrading.” #writing #throwawayline

“We’re sending your life back to the cook. It’s half-baked.” #writing #throwawayline

“He called his perspiration Keith.” #writing #throwawayline

“The slime wasn’t worth hunting.” If you get it, you play games. #writing #throwawayline #character

“Greed and Syntax” - An out of work programmer, concocts a scheme to hold all of the world’s development teams hostage using an AI to extort a ransom from their governments. #writing #prompt #throwawayline #ai

“You’re worrisome.” “No. I worry a lot.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s OK to show emotion. The problem is humans expect context-sensitive emotions.” #writing #throwawayline

“On the plus side, we had him. He not only tipped the scales, he flattened them.” #writing #humor #throwawayline

“He served time at a restaurant.” #writing #throwawayline

“On a scale of ten, he was still a horrible person.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had what it takes, but he gave it away.” #weiting #throwawayline

“He wiped his face clean only to discover he had no face.” #writing #throwawayline

“Get inside before the shadows fall.” #writing #throwawayline

“Have you ever bought something on a whim? You have? I prefer to use credit cards.” #writing #throwawayline

“Casting a spell is like fishing. Sometimes you catch what you want. Other times, all you get is a rusty can full of algae.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life is easy if you don’t care and don’t’ try. That’s what it’s all about. On the other hand, stress makes you live longer sometimes.” #writing #throwawayline

“Leftovers are a vestige of the meals that were.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was snookered into playing billiards in the pool.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a sigil of things to come. A portent of power and panic.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a philosopher, stoned.” #writing #throwawayline