“Never push the red plunger.”

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“Aren’t you afraid of germs?”

“Why? I take alcohol internally.”

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“It was the witching hour, 2:27PM.”

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“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.”

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“He baked doughnuts stuffed with the entrails of those he despised.”

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“I was told he was one of the nicest men.”

“A rare breed, indeed.”

“Too bad they don’t reproduce.”

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“An AI once told me I shouldn’t trust humans. Ever since, I stay home where it’s safe.”

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“Sleep has a way of knocking me out.”

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“He was a hypochondriac wishing he were sick as he imagined himself to be.”

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Observed:

“When the guy next to you begins to beep like a countdown timer, run.”

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