“He was the inventor of stuffed-crust pizza. His was stuffed with the slain bodies of his enemies, and questionable friends.”

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“Love someone the way your dog loves you.”

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“He was known for growing mushrooms––usually where they don’t normally grow.”

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“He worked in a cellar—the dank and gloomy type, not the one full of alcoholic beverages type, which would have been more fun.”

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“He spent his life focusing on creating pixel art with a single pixel.”

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“The First Book of Ramen, Egyptian God of Salt and Other Unhealthy Things”

Book title: feel free to use it

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“Are you afraid of the park… ?”

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“He was tired, so he decided to get a lifeectomy.”

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“Politics is for the unemployable. Money helps.”

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“Sometimes, lad, the best secrets are hidden in the dark—and kept there.”

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