“Life is cheap. That’s why keeping you alive is so expensive.” #writing #throwawayline

“He brought water to a firefight.” #writing #throwawayline

“You’re just shy of being just another brick in the wall.” #writing #throwawayline

“The journey of life can take a lifetime.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had an occluded front.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a contract killer. His job was to go in to.a corporation and kill any contracts the company suggested that weren’t beneficial to its workers.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s your nickname?” “Nick.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had many friends, all of whom he knew. His enemies numbered more, with those he had no clue.” #writing #throwawayline

“He woudl be an evil genius if he were smart. As it is, he’s an idiot genius. Those are so annoyingly dangerous you don’t care how evil they may be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Keep firing. They’ll either die or find another job.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never bring a shotgun to a wedding.” #writing #throwawayline

“The dentist pulled out the Bluetooth.” #writing #throwawayline

“He fell from grace. He surmised that falling from Carol was safer since she knew how to pack a parachute.” #writing #throwawayline

“With great relief comes great relaxation.” #writing #throwawayline

“A book with no name is like a horse. Everyone is interested in its spine.” #writing #throwawayline

The ship sank to the bottom of the sea. Sinking to the bottom of a desert would have been inconvenient.” #writing #throwawayline

“If you feel seen, you should put some clothes on.” #writing #throwawayline

“Always pander to a panda. It suppresses the animal’s innate pandemonium.” #writing #throwawayline

“If you ‘roll with it’ you’re already wrapped around the thing you’re rolling with.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was between a rock and a hard place—marriage and lust.” #writing #throwawayline

“He’s like the guy who declares he never throws stones, until he does.” #writing #throwawayline

“Tarantula Rex” #writing #throwawayline

“When you walk into a bar, you’re drunk. You’re supposed to go into a bar sober, and walk out of a bar drunk..” #writing #throwawayline

“If you insult everyone, that’s fine. If you miss insulting someone, you’re a bigot.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was as sodded as the last sodded guy.” #writing #throwawayline