“She sealed it with a kiss—a kiss of death from a seal.”

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“He was wicked stupid. He thought everything in the movie was real.”

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“One of my oldest friends just told me they’re getting married.”

“How old are they?”

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“His ego is so big it can’t fit in this book.”

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“The irony was, he didn’t own one.”

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“He polished his chimney with care, in hopes Saint Nicholas would be there. Then he lined it with UV glue.”

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“He shot hoops because he knew they never shot back.”

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“Mary had a little lamb. With a little beef With the way it was cooked. She thought she’d been rooked. For, it wasn’t lamb, But goat, So, on the website, She did downvote.”

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“Some people chewed gum as if it were a cud. He, however, just chewed his cud.”

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“That’s the last thing I want to do.” “What?” “Die.” “Well, I’m sure you’ll get your wish.”

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