“He was the master of failure. He’d explored all the avenues and gotten lost.”

#writing #throwawayline

“The glucose is high in that one. He shall never be a Jedi.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Don’t lie. Lay.”

#writing #throwawayline

“His mind was as sharp as dull knife and just as useful.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Wait staff: Do you want to start a tab?”

“No. I’d like a Coke.”

If you get it, you’re old

#writing #throwawayline

“He traveled all day just to encounter the knight.”

#writing #throwawayline

“He breathed in the dust from the dry rocks around him. It brought back memories of Janice’s kisses.”

#writing #throwawayline

“He had a birthday every year, wishing he were dead.”

#writing #throwawayline

“He was a vampire. He was the President. Everyone hated him.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.”

#writing #throwawayline