Observed:

“When the guy next to you begins to beep like a countdown timer, run.”

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“He spent a year in the dessert. It was dry.”

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“She was bedazzled by the star-studded cast on her broken leg.”

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“A point in his favor skewered him in the chest.”

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“He was out of his mind and down at the corner grocer’s buying milk.”

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“Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I’m beside myself.”

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“Deliver unto us, one pizza large with extra pineapple.”

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“The limousine of life is driven be a mobster.”

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“His epitaph read: He tried to jump the shark.”

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“The bigger you are, the harder you are to topple.”

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