“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.”

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“A numeric float makes for a poor dessert.”

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“Birds are just the fish of the air.”

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“I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“Go on with your life.”

“But I didn’t have one before I met you.”

“Well, there you go.”

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“Sneeze into your food and no one will try to steal it.”

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“He shoved the broom handle at the creature’s heart. The wood hit a rib and slipped off, as the fiend hissed and screeched in pain. His attempt to kill the thing was a fatal mistake.”

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“Gods come and go. That tells you they are all false. That’s why I pray to the rock.”

“He was a better actor than wrestler.”

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“He was raised by an armory of aardvarks. He grew up to be a top notch investigator, sniffing out crimes and corruption.”

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“No, I’m not hard of herring.”

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“It’s called dozing when you sleep because you sound like a bulldozer.”

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