“The dead don’t dance because they have no ears with which to hear the music.”

#writing #throwawayline

“I’m going Dutch. I’m going to build a windmill and plant tulips around it.”

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“Sometimes you have to wake up to smell the coffee.”

#writing #throwawayline

“What’s your perspective on life?”

“Forced.”

If you get it you get it.

#writing #throwawayline

“Can you turn the computer to the gooey?”

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“I curse you and your heirs to walk the Earth in search of cookies after death.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Stupidity AI: Dominating the world of tomorrow, today.”

#throwawayline

Bat 1 to bat 2: “What are you doing?

Bat 2: “Just hanging around.”

#humor #throwawayline

“There haven’t been signs of life on Earth in years.”

#writing #throwawayline

“How do you want your steak cooked?”

“Medium-sick.”

#writing #throwawayline