“He was a farmer looking for love and all he found was a pig.”

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Overheard: “She was camel-toed…”

That would be a great business in the desert. Towing with camels.

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“Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes. Insist on statin.”

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“Prove you are worthy of my trolling.”

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“Keep shiving until they’re dead.”

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“Death Is an Uber Driver” — title.

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“If you don’t know what you want, you may as well toss a coin, assuming of course you, know what to call. If you do not know, seek help.”

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“He spoke as if the world was crashing in around him—loud and in a panic.”

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“He booked a tequila flight, but he was disappointed because it was in a bar and he never saw a plane.”

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“The cuckoos cuckooed. The warblers warbled The robins robbed.”

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