“The Grand Vizier whispers to the king, ‘Don’t listen to the kid. Your clothes are gorgeous.'”

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“It’s time to stretch. May I suggest the rack?”

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“We ate all our young. That’s why population growth is down.”

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“A sinister fog hung over the city blanketing it like a smothering hug.”

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“Keep plugging away. Just make sure you put the square plugs into the square holes and the round plugs into the round holes.”

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“If god wanted humans to fly, he would have given everyone a parachute. So, either he doesn’t want people to fly, or there is no god.”

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“Lamentation of the Lambs”

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“Some people say ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead., others ‘I’ll sleep until I’m dead.’”

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“Find something to smile about each and every day. Otherwise, you will fall into the endless abyss of dark despair full of nightmares and maggots wanting your soul.”

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“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.”

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