“I got some wrapping paper, but it was defective. It was silent and didn’t spit words.”

#throwawayline

“I thought I saw an elephant once. But actually, I saw it twice.”

#writing #throwawayline

“The dead don’t dance because they have no ears with which to hear the music.”

#writing #throwawayline

“I’m going Dutch. I’m going to build a windmill and plant tulips around it.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes you have to wake up to smell the coffee.”

#writing #throwawayline

“What’s your perspective on life?”

“Forced.”

If you get it you get it.

#writing #throwawayline

“Can you turn the computer to the gooey?”

#writing #throwawayline

“I curse you and your heirs to walk the Earth in search of cookies after death.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Stupidity AI: Dominating the world of tomorrow, today.”

#throwawayline

Bat 1 to bat 2: “What are you doing?

Bat 2: “Just hanging around.”

#humor #throwawayline