“One nice thing about dying is you dont have to put up with people.”

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“You’re only as funny as you look.”

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“He only ate people who ate vegetables. He was a vegetarianian.”

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“I am Loquacious of Borg. I speak for the Collective-a lot.”

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“May your nostrils always rest below your eyes.”

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“He smelled like an old sock that was still being worn by someone who hadn’t washed since playing sports in high school.”

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