“You fed the cat?”

“No. That was autocorrect. I refueled the car.”

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“A box of luck costs you more than what you should pay for it.”

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“Two miles down the road. That’s where they live. That’s why you could never visit. They were always two miles down the road, no matter how fast you drove.”

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“Fireworks! That’s was her kiss: bright lights, loud sounds, multicolored starbursts. Or maybe it was just a missile attack that would kill him.”

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“I broke my guitar.”

“Don’t fret.”

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“There entire family had intestinal problems. It runs in the family.”

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“The sea was calm. What lurked beneath was not.”

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“He was a vegan by choice, carnivore by nature.”

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“His parents couldn’t figure out how to spell Noel, or were from another planet. They, however, had money so they asked a faulty AI what to name their son.”

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“He was as dim as a burnt out picture tube.”

A lot of people, nowadays, don’t know what a picture tube was.

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