“I’m going full-bore next year.”

“I didn’t think you could be more boring.”

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“I have a unique perspective in life. It’s skewed forty-five and a half degrees.”

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“The Exercisist” - Terror in the gym.

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“She sealed it with a kiss—a kiss of death from a seal.”

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“He was wicked stupid. He thought everything in the movie was real.”

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“One of my oldest friends just told me they’re getting married.”

“How old are they?”

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“His ego is so big it can’t fit in this book.”

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“The irony was, he didn’t own one.”

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“He polished his chimney with care, in hopes Saint Nicholas would be there. Then he lined it with UV glue.”

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“He shot hoops because he knew they never shot back.”

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