“Mary had a little lamb. With a little beef With the way it was cooked. She thought she’d been rooked. For, it wasn’t lamb, But goat, So, on the website, She did downvote.”

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“Some people chewed gum as if it were a cud. He, however, just chewed his cud.”

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“That’s the last thing I want to do.” “What?” “Die.” “Well, I’m sure you’ll get your wish.”

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“I got some wrapping paper, but it was defective. It was silent and didn’t spit words.”

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“I thought I saw an elephant once. But actually, I saw it twice.”

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“The dead don’t dance because they have no ears with which to hear the music.”

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“I’m going Dutch. I’m going to build a windmill and plant tulips around it.”

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“Sometimes you have to wake up to smell the coffee.”

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“What’s your perspective on life?”

“Forced.”

If you get it you get it.

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“Can you turn the computer to the gooey?”

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