“I curse you and your heirs to walk the Earth in search of cookies after death.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Stupidity AI: Dominating the world of tomorrow, today.”

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Bat 1 to bat 2: “What are you doing?

Bat 2: “Just hanging around.”

#humor #throwawayline

“There haven’t been signs of life on Earth in years.”

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“How do you want your steak cooked?”

“Medium-sick.”

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“When you are with someone, pretend they are a real person and treat them as such.”

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“The Lord of the Rings, The Ringmaster.”

#writing #throwawayline

“There’s a hidden day between Tuesday and Wednesday known as Thrusday, but I always sleep right through it.”

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“I’d sell your soul, but no one would buy it.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Journaling is useful for your kids to remind you of your life when your memory is gone.”

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#writing #journaling #throwawayline