“Gather your breath. It’s leaking all over the room.” #writing #throwawayline

“They formed a garbage band. It was like a garage band, but messier.” #writing #throwawayline

“A party without tears is just free cake.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore the sigil of the worn and lonely.” #writing #throwawayline

“It was written in the stars—all but Tom Cruise.” #throwawayline

“The fog was dense and so was he.” #writing #throwawayline

“I went to a watch party, and all everyone did was look at the TV.” #writing #throwawayline

“Doom and despair! Doom and despair! That’s a pair of doom and despair!” #throwawayline

“He was an indie assassin.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m going off on an inverse tangent.” #writing #throwawayline #math

“His was a blunderbuss of a nose.” #writing #throwawayline

Terms apply, even in algebra. #math #writing #throwawayline

“Gnoll before me!” “Huh?” #writing #throwawayline

“I hail from Middle Earth.” “Ah! Kansas. The birthplace of Captain Kirk.” #throwawayline

“The holidays are upon us. Hide before they strip the money from your bones.” #writing #throwawayline

“Her blood pressure was so high it geyesered out of her eyes.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people are so lazy they keep making the same mistake over and over because it’s the easy thing to do.” #writing #throwawayline

“Do you use a travel mug?” “No. This is the only face I have.” #writing #throwawayline

“That thread was enough to strangle him.” #writing #throwawayline

“The wine flowed. Everyone had a grand time. All except the one who had to drive.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people are so short, they could do well to stretch their legs.” #throwawayline

“When you want to write a heist book, you are stealing a trope.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore a snazzy outfit from the designer, ‘Ghar Baj’.” #writing #throwawayline

“My pet rock never gets old.” #writing #throwawayline

The lesser of two evils isn’t the quite the same as the fewer of two evils.” #writing #throwawayline #math #grammar