“He carried a ladder everywhere he went. People always told him he should climb it”

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“The rain pitter-pattered on his head, which did little if anything to alleviate his headache, but at least he could dance and rap to its beat.”

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“I speak for the squirrels.”

“You’re nuts.”

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“Life has a way of making you feel dead while you’re still alive.”

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“When you scream and those around you think you’re singing. That’s the time to get an agent.”

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“When you have a life, you don’t need a wife.”

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“Money is a min-max calculation. More money-less life.”

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“People talk about Hadrian’s Wall, but did you know there was a hall through it?”

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“Bck in my day, we had TVs. We didn’t have monitors that watched us. The TVs were fatter than our girlfriends and wives. Now…?”

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“He had a sticky Wicket. Blood does that.”

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