“Anyone remember talk abut infirmity, age, and bodily functions? I guess we all want that.”

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“He was the Director of God Enforcement.”

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“Life sounds like a nightmare.”

“It is.”

“Then why does it exist?”

“Someone has to dream it.”

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“Yale if you have to.”

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“Don’t go fishing in a river of regret.”

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“Scream into the void. It doesn’t care.”

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“Since it’s Friday, it’s better than even odds that tomorrow will be Saturday. I’ll lay 7 to 1 odds that it will be. In fact, since the same day can’t occur twice in a row, I’ll give you 6 to 1 odds.”

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“He lived his life under a dark cloud. Of course he had a lot of company since everyone he knew lived there as well. Amazon AWS held sway over many.”

If you get it, you get it.

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“When someone says, “Let the chips fall when they may” they aren’t talking about fries.”

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“You know,” he said, tugging at his beard. “Not enough people talk ‘bout mundane things. Oh, sure! They jabber ‘bout meaningless things. But mundane things? It’s a lost art. No one talks ‘bout books or art or chipmunks, nowadays. Now that’s them that’s worth talkin’ about.”

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