“He was an air breathing land snail. He was slow and slimy, but his sliminess saved him.” #writing #throwawayline

“His character could best be described as ‘slime’. He went through life leaving a slippery trail, that although easy to follow no one cared to.” — too much exposition #writing #character #throwawayline

“Welcome to the Necrodance. We hope you bring a partner.” #writing #throwawayline

“They were a matched set. She was the fork and he was the shiv.” #writing #throwawayline

“They were like peanut butter and jelly on a sandwich made from moldy and crusty bread.” #writing #throwawayline

“I need to be a God so that I may decimate the peoples on this minuscule planet. But that is impossible, for they use octal.” If you get it, you’re a nerd. #writing #throwawayline

“The man who works from dusk to dawn works in darkness.” #writing #throwawayline

“The world doesn’t wait for you. It expects you to keep up or go faster. You are in a literal race with progress and time. You either get left behind, or you succeed temporarily.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. The grass is always green under the other shoe.” #writing #throwawayline

“Death is a life-changing event.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore his diamond ring with the diamond on the underside of his hand. He would etch whatever glass he drank from at the bars and restaurants, leaving the wait staff baffled when the top of the glass broke off.” #writing #throwawayline #character

“He was the master of failure. He’d explored all the avenues and gotten lost.” #writing #throwawayline

“The glucose is high in that one. He shall never be a Jedi.” #writing #throwawayline

“Don’t lie. Lay.” #writing #throwawayline

“His mind was as sharp as dull knife and just as useful.” #writing #throwawayline

“Wait staff: Do you want to start a tab?” “No. I’d like a Coke.” If you get it, you’re old #writing #throwawayline

“He traveled all day just to encounter the knight.” #writing #throwawayline

“He breathed in the dust from the dry rocks around him. It brought back memories of Janice’s kisses.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had a birthday every year, wishing he were dead.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a vampire. He was the President. Everyone hated him.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a struggling actor. That always happened when I bound and gagged one over a pool of acid.” #writing #throwawayline

“The more you shuffle your feet, the less stable the deck.” #writing #throwawayline

“There was blood where there shouldn’t have been and wasn’t before. That was the first sign that he was in trouble.” #writing #throwawayline

“Many called him amazing. He was a maze master, but he always got lost in a labyrinth.” #writing #throwawayline