“His stomach went blork. He suddenly felt better.”

#writing #throwawayline

“What is the perfect gift for someone about to die, but doesn’t know it?”

#writing #throwawayline

“Strange rodents handing out predictions is no basis for weather forecasting. Better to trust a newt.”

#writing #groundhogday #montypython

For being a starving artist, I’m lucky I’m not starving. I can still write.

#writing

It’s time to eat. It’s time to free-write. It’s time to be a nuisance.

“Existence is thrust on us without our agreement. We then live life kicking and screaming to keep it.”

#writing #life

“A Bardic History of Raccoons” should be a thing.

#writing

“The friend of fiends is no friend of mine.”

#writing #throwawayline

If you play the game, be prepared to lose.

— ancient proverb I just made up.

“The plume of smoke swirled lazily into the blue sky above the shattered bodies below.”

#writing