With the advent of a new book, it’s time to update my business cards.

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“Snark is the knife that cuts without being seen.”

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“You don’t need to be a comedian to have a sense of humor. In fact, it helps not to have one if you want to be a comedian.”

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“His report card was full of four-letter words, with the trailing three letters omitted.”

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“The only rational thing left is to be irrational.”

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“The only difference between a bad AI and myself, is that a bad AI apologizes and goes on to make mistakes, whereas, I’ve learned to blame someone or something else.”

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“Somehow, you survive the pain and move forward.”

“That’s what life–including human life–does.”

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When you get to the end, stop. Many writers fail to learn this lesson.

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“The problem with wanting more is that you are never satisfied when you get more.”

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“Wars that never end are driven by the madness of politics.”

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