Humor isn’t about being funny. It’s about finding truths that make others laugh, smile, giggle, or snort. #humor

2022: The year of the future.

“Never draw blood unless your fountain pen is filled with red ink.” #writing #throwawayline #fountainpen

I haven’t been writing my WIPs. I’ve been focusing on editing my thriller and winding down the year.

Plan for this weekend: bake bottle beer and mead iOS play some games

Too many people think they are independent of the world, science, other humans, and even the universe. We call these people egotists. #life #failure

Editing done for now. Time to consider lunch.

“I believe in the innate ability of umbrellas to do good, except for the evil ones.” #writing #throwawayline

Maybe I’ll bake some Pfeffernüsse this weekend. #baking

Happy National Maple Syrup Day

Happy Friday. Breathe. Drink lots of water. Relax. Wear a mask. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I’m tired of trying to figure this out. Nothing online on how to fix this. Any #xcode champs on line? I haven’t been able to test/debug on device in weeks.

Happy National Chocolate Covered Anything Day

Yay the sun’s out.

Goodo morning. Be grateful you are here. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Stay positive. And don’t attract the negative. #life

“She kissed me the way the wind did, light and uncaring.” #writing

Seeing good things about the new Swift Playgrounds. Maybe I should check it out again. #swift #ios

“I have a mind to make love to you.” “Obviously, you’re empty-headed.” #writing #throwawayline

Retirement parties should be called “replacement parties”.

“Life is a minor inconvenience.”

B-flat. Sound advice.

How many times a day do you change your clothes?

Why do wireless chargers have wires? #technology #apple #failure

I’ve never been to Italy. One reason I’d like to go is to see if restaurants give you a “twirling” spoon. #travel