You’re never old enough to be wrong. #life

Overheard: “We lost a kid one street over…” Me: You owned goats? .~

Observation: When a server asks you “Do you need anything?”, and your response is “No, I’m good.” What are they good at? It seems, to me, to be a strange response. #grammar @GrammarGirl

“Never trust a city named Irving.” #writing #throwawayline

“Just because your family needs you doesnt mean you need them.” #writing

“You are the jalapeño of my eye.” “Because I’m so hot?” “Because you give me heartburn.” #writing

“Why is your silverware green?”

Jeff Bezos has enslaved the entire Amazonian nation to work in fulfillment. #conspiracy @amazon #bezos

When someone says, “I’m an Aussie,” I think they are from Austria.

“A Forgery of Fossils” A cozy mystery of Jurassic Park proportions. #writing

The best advice I can offer is, “Don’t be useless, or an idiot.”

I want to work on my game this evening. I have some ideas to improve solo play… #gamedev #solo

‘He wrapped his fingers around her throat. “You are so lovely and your skin so smooth,’ he whispered as he kissed her lips.” #writing #throwawayline

I’m making a list of things I want to accomplish next year. It’s not a “to do” list. It’s not a set of goals or even desires. It is a list of the usual suspects. #life

You have to relax. Life is stressful if you don’t. #life

The Case of the Nostrum

“Watson, what’s that hanging from your nose?” I touch a finger to my nostril. “It’s snot.” “I don’t care what it’s not, I want to know what it is.” “Holmes. It’s snot.” “Ah, a nasal discharge of a calibre sufficient to kill you.” I inhaled the dangling particle. “Now it’s alimentary, Holmes.” “It …

Love isn’t a panacea for stupidity. #life

If you don’t have more questions than answers, you’re doing it wrong. #life #failure

I never make resolutions. I make plans. #2022

“She sneezed her brains out. The gooey mess splattered over me. The zombies drew near.” #writing #throwawayline @JonathanMaberry

If you’re looking for a gift book for the kids… https://www.amazon.com/Puffin-Griswold-Tunnel-Darkness-Koren/dp/1410705560/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Serg+Koren&qid=1639589910&sr=8-1

I’m not sure how I feel about the holiday season this year.

“What if time is just a huge shock wave that resulted from the Big Bang, and we are all riding it in parallel? The future is ahead of us, the past behind, but those too travel at the same speed we are. We slip into the future, but going back is an uphill climb.” #time #writing

It’s going to be near 70º again later this week. Don’t tell me there is no global warming. #netde

Don’t forget. Books make great gifts, even if you don’t get/gift mine ;) But I’d appreciate it if you did. https://www.amazon.com/Last-Call-Serg-Koren-ebook/dp/B09CH8BMZ8/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Last+Call+Serg+koren&qid=1639588890&sr=8-1