I just harvested my first satsuma fruit. I hope it’s ripe.

“When you feel alone, remember you aren’t the only one.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s nearing 70F. It’s not how things are supposed to be.

Lean on others for support, but don’t crush them by doing so. #life

A job is something. you do short term. A career is something you do long term. One isn’t necessarily better than the other. #life

Good morning all. Be content with what you’ve accomplished while working to accomplish more. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Some people never come of age, despite their age. #life #failure

“When Death sends you an invitation, you can’t decline.” #writing

Overheard: “If you’re on the red team, you have to look at me when you guess which word is red. That tells you a lot about how people think. No one wins. You get redemption.” What evil is this? I can’t make this stuff up. #life

If there were bell-bottom pants, where are the bell-top ones?

There should be an app, restaurant/location based, which tells you which menu items they are out of so you dont waste your,or the server’s time, ordering something they are out of. #ios #restaurant

“Her squeaky voice belied the fact she’d slayed thirty warriors, twenty of which had commented on her voice.” #writing

“When someone orders a “Bloody Mary”, why does that trigger hygiene napkin thoughts? I don’t think I want to drink whatever that is.” #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “I ate chicken out of a can.” I’m not sure what this says about you… or what industry/marketing think is worth pushing… What next? Single-serving wrapped plastic bananas? .~ #life

“The end is alway near when you have no hope.” #life

“The future isn’t something preordained. Unless you can control the past.” Harry Seldon

“Give people choices. They will choose one and rarely think of one of their own.” Harry Seldon

When the world is predictable, so are those in it. Predictable beings can be controlled.” Harry Seldon

“I work at the intersection of Stupidity and Conspiracy Theory.” #writing

“The shallowness of his soul left amoebas gasping for liquid.” #writing #throwawayline

Normally, I’d go somewhere for the holidays and at least see people. This year, given omicron, I guess I’ll stay home and sequester.

When someone goes off on a tangent, they miss the point. #life

Being kind has no price. It’s priceless. #life

I wonder what I should do during the holiday?

“Burritos are just edible armadillos.” #writing #throwawayline #food