If you expect everyone to act rationally and consistently, you don’t know much about humans. #life

T’is almost the weekend. Too bad it’s going to be rainy here. That means I have no plans again.

It’s getting to where I want it to be. Time for a long break.

I like it… #swift

Slightly simplified version. Thanks to @dimsumthinking and @bjmillerltd for spotting my original mistake. #swift #refactor

Ok. I got it working with some help from @hankg@mastodon.technology This is my approach to refactor out #switch statements in #Swift: throw the name of the function and its case key into a dictionary. execute the function by key. This example iterates over the dictionary.

My flytrap seems to be thriving. #plants

OK. It’s not as easy as I thought it would be. What am I missing? Why can’t a I do this? Help would be appreciated. Tnx. #swift #programming #iPadOS #apple

OK. How stupid can I be? I just realized I can do this… this simplifies my code a ton. Bye bye “switch” statements. #iPadOS #Swift

Happy No Pants Day Yes, it’s a thing.

Taking time for yourself doesn’t mean doing things you want to do, it means doing nothing and focusing on your mind, body, health, and well-being. #life #success #tao #zen #meditation

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Hello. It’s Friday. You have something to celebrate. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.

How do you distinguish between a test that is testing something significant or just there because you think you need it? #tdd #programming

Life is devastating when you expect more than you get. #life #failure

I shall be at #mdc3con this yarn again. Want to (safely) meet up and chat? I’ll buy you a drink.

“He was nether an obese, nor a fat man. But, he had twenty pounds of extra marshmallows that he hoarded hoping to dole it out to a suitable female.” #writing #throwawayline

Takeaway from #phillyete was to consider tech as a “screaming baby that needs constant attention and needs to be fed by plugging it in.” The problem is the baby never grows up until money isn’t a driver. But, we can learn to ignore the baby. Flame on! #life #failure

Things I haven’t missed during the pandemic: Loud, drunk, obnoxious people. #covid19

If you don’t schedule time to be creative, creativity will look like magic. #life #business #creativity #success

Before you climb the hill, you have to first see the hill. #life #business #success

I doubt #food

I have an urge to read some Richard Dawkins.

OK. I didn’t know this existed. Now I need to incorporate it. untappd.com/api/docs #api #beer