Life is a long-term investment. Treat it as such. #life

What was the most significant thing that you’ve learned? I’ve learned to live among humans, hard as it is~. #life

Just because something sparkles and is shiny doesn’t mean it’s a squirrel. #life #failure

“The greatest lie alien creatures ever told was that they were human. The greatest lie humans have ever told was that they care.” #writing

The reason dystopian fiction works is to remind everyone that things can always be worse than they are. This applies to all of us living in our dystopia–personal or otherwise. #life #writing

Web cookies never taste as good as advertised.

Van Morrison and the Doors was a good band…

“Playing god without god’s power amounts to being an ant without an ant’s power. Too may, nowadays, play at god while being an ant.” #writing

Go to a bar. Ask for a Molotov cocktail. Make sure they know you.

If you restaurants have ranch dressing, why don’t they have plantation dressing?

“You don’t own your timeline. You don’t even rent it. You just take up some dank, dark, dusty corner of it, looking for some light.” #writing

“Few people, nowadays, remember the comedy team of the Marx brothers: Vladimir, Karl, Mao, and Tito.” #writing #throwawayline

“The job of a good prophet is not to foretell the future, but to warn of potential disaster, real or imagined. Prophets, sane or insane, are god’s mouthpiece. And god always speaks in riddles–not because god enjoys jokes, but because god is insane.” #writing

Good morning. It’s Friday. Things to get done before we can romp this weekend. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Declaring you’re immune from disease or something else, doesn’t make it so. Stop believing idiots. Unless you are one, of course.~

Do you resent humans?

Being discouraged is you getting ready to give up. #life #failure

Bread pudding made and consumed.

Happy National English Toffee Day Yum.

Greetings. Be patient. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

If you don’t slow down, you’ll never finish. #life #success

Time for some tea

Lovely spam… #spam #failure

“It’s not about who you can overwhelm and subjugate. It’s about who you can raise up to your own level or higher. That is the true metal of a leader.” #writing

I’m guessing most spam nowadays is being generated via AI. There seems to be a marketing “uncanny valley” analogous to weird expressions and three eyes. Specifically, lots of AI-generated Lorem ipsum text as part of a header or the text trying to pass through filters.Laughable. #spam #ai