Yes, you don’t need to respond. I know that “chopsticks” take their name from “chop houses”. #food #writing

Why are chopsticks (the utensils) called chopsticks? They aren’t good at chopping things. #food

“Today isn’t a new day. It’s just a day you keep recycling.” #writing

“I hate losing.” “You should stop playing then.”

So. Are you now hoarding all of your pennies since they are out of production and will soon be worth as much as the copper in them? #uscurrency #pennies

PSA: Never order mail-order Philly pretzels. No matter who is selling them. They are a far cry from original fresh Philly pretzels. #food #marketing #philly

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The Ohio State Ribeyes should be a team…

When your frying pan requires more fat than there is in the egg you cook in it, it has failed. And you have failed as a cook. #cooking

Humans are weird. They voluntarily wear chains and nose rings and think they are a fashion statement. #human #life

What if the orcs were the cool ones with the pointy ears, and the elves were the fat disfigured ones reminiscent of your Uncle Al who keeps standing outside your living room window, looking in? #writing #throwawayline

What is the best book you have never read? .~ #book #reading

“Lessons unlearned never lessen the pain.” #writing

“The more you complain, the more they know what to do.” #writing

“When you wield the Stuffed Teddybear of Cuteness, do not expect death.” #writing #throwawayline

What I want from WWDC 2026 is a unified API. None of this AppKit/SwiftUI/Swift/macro garbagé. #apple #dev #wwdc

What’s scarier than the Headless Horseman of Romney Marsh? The Headless Snowman of Gravity Falls. If you get it, you get it.

I should start thinking about baking cookies. Not the usual, run-of-the-mill ones everyone likes. #baking

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Still slowly progressing through writing this book. I’m not pushing and I’m not fighting the self-deadlines I continue to push back :). I’m working multiple other projects. There is more to life than commitments to oneself. #life #writing

Don’t dream about all the things ou want to do. Do all the things you dream about. #life

I’m pretty sure pretty much no one would watch college sports if betting/fantasy sports on it was illegal. #sport

Be grateful for the planet you’re on. Without it, you’d be floating dead in space, desiccated and alone. #life

Good morning. Back home again. It’s 30ºF colder than the day before.

Choose to be better. #life #success