“All the good authors are dead.” #writing

You can always justify doing the wrong thing as long as you don’t take responsibility. #life #failure

Clearance sales imply making room for something else/new, not for increasing sales of stuff you don’t need, especially if you plan on having another sale on the same items during the next fiscal quarter. Just lower the base price and keep it there. Save on marketing #marketing #failure

So when is the war that was supposed to be over after a week going to be over?

I made yogurt yesterday. Came out great, but now I have too much yogurt. I need to find a personal-single-sized yogurt maker. #food #yogurt

Anyone doing anything constructive today? Tout your accomplishments. No one else will. #life #success

The perfect tool doesn’t exist. It’s a fuzzy idea of something that would make you happy, not something that would make the completed task better. The problem becomes you’ll be disappointed when you use the tool you think is perfect, but isn’t. You’ll keep searching. #life #failure

“Death is painful for the living because they are living.” #writing

“I’m sorry, sir, but we can’t take back your life. We have a strict policy of not taking back used lives–sanitary considerations, you see. And no, sir, we have no replacements in stock for one such as you.” #writing #throwawayline

Happy World Bee Day Support the bees.

Hello. Stay hydrated. Time for the ceremonial coffee

Yogurt fermenting #food

Citra pale ale bottled. #beer

Observed (heard): guy talks non-stop. If you don’t stop to listen, you won’t learn anything #life #failure #character

Made old-time berserkers just had rabies.

Some people believe they are making a point just by talking. #life #failure

What do you want to see most from (not “at” since it’s not live) WWDC? What app/UI feature do you want? #apple #wwdc

If you need an AI to solve your problems, you have bigger problems to solve. #ai #life #failure

You don’t need to be a superhero to do the right thing. You don’t need to be a hero to do the right thing. You need to be you to do the right thing. #life #success

“He knew he had an infinite amount of time, which was as much as anyone got.” #writing

iOS apps need to have the app icon in the header. In multitasking, it’s often had to distinguish between similar apps. #apple #ux #wwdc #ios

Good morning. Make it great day. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I haven’t made yogurt in decades. I should probably make some. #food #cooking

Would you rather stay strong, or stray supple/agile?

Observed: “He inhaled his snot as he laughed.” #writing #character