Remember when the war was supposed to be over in a week?

Are your habits in your planner/todo list? #productivity #life

Just because you have a timer doesn’t mean you’re focusing, unless it’s a bomb. #life #productivity

Brought a smile.

Remember when you could buy an app and it just worked without ads or a subscription?

Idea: put bread pudding through a blender before letting it firm up. Then it won’t be a bunch of gelatinous bread. #cooking #pudding

Seriously? Apple Notes has no API? #apple #failure

It’s never too late to set boundaries. #life #success

Overconfidence leads to politics.

Name the drink. It’s a special occasion.

“Courage is saying no. Anyone can die.” #life #writing

Just because you don’t listen to anyone doesn’t make you right. Neither does listening to others. #life

Lush foliage: plants that crave alcohol #writing #throwawayline

They are attacking.

Baltimore seems to have more panhandlers per capita than most.

Observed: guy next to me watching piano videos at full volume. Grinning. Seems innocent enough. #writing #character

Deal with your stuff.

Good morning. Go outside and allow the air to seep into you. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Phew! Finally finished the short story for Creatures, Crimes, and Creativity. Now I can get beck to my WIP. #writing

“Just because you build a ballroom doesn’t mean you can dance.”

Any place that claims Happy Hour is from 3-6 doesn’t understand the English language.

“You imbecile! You dropped the goblet and spilled the blood of my enemies.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s Friday. Be as obnoxious as you want.

Happy No Pants Day Yes, it’s a thing.

Greetings. Greet a stranger today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.