“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.”

#writing #throwawayline

Gratuitous food pic. Nothing good.

Do you remember what you did twenty years ago today? If you weren’t around then, you missed it.

“He baked doughnuts stuffed with the entrails of those he despised.”

#writing #throwawayline

I’m looking forward to another bout of nice weather this weekend.

I see what they are trying to accomplish, but the UI sucks (to put it in understandable terms).

#apple #mail #ux #ui #failure

Insanity is talking to your phone.

— ancient proverb I just made up

“I was told he was one of the nicest men.”

“A rare breed, indeed.”

“Too bad they don’t reproduce.”

#writing #throwawayline

“An AI once told me I shouldn’t trust humans. Ever since, I stay home where it’s safe.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Sleep has a way of knocking me out.”

#writing #throwawayline