Do guys still get women to come up to see their “etchings”?
“Fate, inertia, karma, whatever you choose to call it, is just humans reacting rather than acting. They take the phrase ‘go with the flow’ to ultimate extremes.” #writing #life
Silence went baa.
“Time kills more than any living creature. We should arrest and try it.” #writing #throwawayline
Darth Vader voice: “If this is a Caesar Salad, where is the Augustus?”
The ink goes fast when you write. Time to switch it up. Monteverde MP-1 Mocha Mousse (Omniflex) w/Monteverde Scotch Brown. #fountainpen
Expiration dates should check themselves. We have the technology.
Good morning. Do everything with intention, not just automatically. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Today’s view.
Observed: Inebriated people enjoy singing loudly in public even when there is no karaoke. #writing #character
“Live your life backwards.” #writing
Observed: an underage dog sitting at the bar. No, it’s not a bad joke. It’s not saying much, but it’s happy. #writing
My latest project. A work in progress. #programming #swift #mac #ios
The new Siri app icon is pretty crappy. It looks like something I might design. I bet AI designed it. #apple #siri #failure #ai #design
Good morning. It’s the weekend. Laugh maniacally today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Fulfill your density!
Observation: At least in the US, ads/marketing featuring alcoholic beverages always show people “partying”, all of whom unintentionally appear drunk. #marketing #failure
Hm. Apple Maps doesn’t support what3words? Even many emergency response services do. Or am I missing something? #apple #maps #what3words
The only difference between a Ministry and a Department is that a Ministry sounds more intelligent despite both housing idiots.~
“Life has a way of pushing you in a certain direction. When it does, listen. Just remember that listening doesn’t mean obeying.” #writing #life
It’s so hot even the cats want water. #cat
Happy Ghost in the Machine Day
95ºF with a heat index of 103ºF.
Hello. Bask in the heat that is not summer. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Value real things and people over virtual ones. #life #success