ESPN has more people talking/arguing about sports than actual sports. #sport #faillure
Chicken cheesesteak is contradictory since it doesn’t even have chicken-fried steak. #food
Observed: Man farts in a restaurant, then says “Excuse me”, to himself. What is the point? If you want redemption, don’t do it. #life #character #failure
Misheard: “onion lager”. Now, I’m intrigued. #brewing #beer
I’m re-reading the first 35K words (what I’ve written) of the third book of my series. My first drafts have definitely gotten better. #writing
Do you think aloud or just talk to yourself? #life
Happy International Awareness Day
Good morning, people of Earth. Now what? Time for the ceremonial coffee.
“Life is criminally underrated.” #writing
Just because something’s boring doesn’t mean it’s not important. And vice-versa. #life #success
Back in my day, hotels hired someone whose only job was to walk around in the middle of the night and shove a sheet of paper under everyone’s door. #hotel
“You are valued.Too bad important people think they are worth more.” #writing
Greetings. Back home and time to catch up on stuff. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
“Write in chaos.” #writing
There are now rules for playing Bolatro with a normal deck of cards. Solatro. youtu.be/BgnCMxWl8… #gamedev #bolatro #cards
“Humans train their pets to do tricks. They also train their workers to perform. The difference is workers rarely don’t get treats.” #writing
You know they don’t take you seriously as a mother if you are required to show up to work on Mother’s Day. #life #failure #business
“He carried a fistful of tears.” #writing
Any app that asks you to review the app on first launch is stupid and should be deleted for spamming. #ios #failure
Photo up photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography
Early morning reading.
Good morning. Happy Mothers Day to all you Mothers. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Remember when everyone Skyped?
“Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing even though you know it’s right.” #writing
Happy Lost Sock Memorial Day Yes, its a thing