Have you ever noticed, no one slides a beer across the bartop they way they used to?

How many watch/phone notifications do you actually act on? How many are there just because of your FOMO? Turn off those you dont act on. Reduce the stress and incessant pinging. #life #success #productivity

Hm AI is now taking up land the way it is jobs. #ai #failure

Good morning. Remember to inhale once in a while. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“You have to make fun of life, before it makes fun of you.” #writing

“What’s the opposite of in?” “Hilton?” #throwawayline

“I was doing the right thing until I saw you.” #writing

“I could eat a whole bag of rich people.” #writing

Overheard: Guy: “Have you met any billionaires yet?” Girl’ (whistful) No, not yet. Me’: (thinking] Just meet a billion people with $1

Anyone feeling rustic today?

There is no such thing as a “sustainable habit”. I habit tens to sustain itself. #life

Whether you win or lose doesn’t matter. How much you pay to play does. #life

“Some celebrate honoring those who support freedom. Some celebrate to honor the killing.” #writing

“He worked tirelessly on his car.” #writing #throwawayline

Finishing is always harder than starting. #life #success

A habit is just practice at living. Make sure you practice the good things. #life #success

Seriously, does anyone really need a foldable iPhone? Yeah, the tech might be useful, but no one needs it. It’s like AI in that sense. It’s something new to sell. Flame on. #tech

Good morning. Dark days are good for ducks. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Instead of taking up someone’s time, get yours back. #life #success

From what kind of wood is Pinocchio made? Pin oak, obviously.

I’m adding this to my bucket list.

Happy Scavenger Hunt Day Yup, it’s real. … go hunt some scavengers. auteureist.com/my-writin… #book #reading

Welcome to today. Be grateful you have returned to conciousness. Tiem for the ceremonial coffee.

Good morning. Well, it’s a dark and stormy one; the rain threatens to fall in torrents - except at sporadic intervals, when it doesn’t. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Have a restful and peaceful weekend. Get out and do something fun. Let your kid out for a change.