Web cookies never taste as good as advertised.

Van Morrison and the Doors was a good band…

“Playing god without god’s power amounts to being an ant without an ant’s power. Too may, nowadays, play at god while being an ant.” #writing

Go to a bar. Ask for a Molotov cocktail. Make sure they know you.

If you restaurants have ranch dressing, why don’t they have plantation dressing?

“You don’t own your timeline. You don’t even rent it. You just take up some dank, dark, dusty corner of it, looking for some light.” #writing

“Few people, nowadays, remember the comedy team of the Marx brothers: Vladimir, Karl, Mao, and Tito.” #writing #throwawayline

“The job of a good prophet is not to foretell the future, but to warn of potential disaster, real or imagined. Prophets, sane or insane, are god’s mouthpiece. And god always speaks in riddles–not because god enjoys jokes, but because god is insane.” #writing

Good morning. It’s Friday. Things to get done before we can romp this weekend. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Declaring you’re immune from disease or something else, doesn’t make it so. Stop believing idiots. Unless you are one, of course.~

Do you resent humans?

Being discouraged is you getting ready to give up. #life #failure

Bread pudding made and consumed.

Happy National English Toffee Day Yum.

Greetings. Be patient. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

If you don’t slow down, you’ll never finish. #life #success

Time for some tea

Lovely spam… #spam #failure

“It’s not about who you can overwhelm and subjugate. It’s about who you can raise up to your own level or higher. That is the true metal of a leader.” #writing

I’m guessing most spam nowadays is being generated via AI. There seems to be a marketing “uncanny valley” analogous to weird expressions and three eyes. Specifically, lots of AI-generated Lorem ipsum text as part of a header or the text trying to pass through filters.Laughable. #spam #ai

Death has a way of bringing you down–six feet. Not always. 6’ was to keep disease from spreading, make it more difficult for grave robbers and animals from getting to the remains. But no one used a yard/meterstick. My theory:it was deeper than the average man, keeping him from crawling out. #life

“He cried, as an infant cries. Which was appropriate since he was an appropriated infant.” #writing #throwawayline

“Magicians are charlatans, because they have no source of power. That’s why sorcerer’s are to be taken seriously.” #writing #throwawayline

The latest email spam waves involve: free pillows from Mariott (who would want one?) COSTC0 (Really? Spammers are dumb if they are concerned about copyright infringement over scamming people of their money. Replacing an “O” with a number “0” is paranoia supreme.) #spam

Becoming bored with a thing, animate or inanimate is related to their ability to entertain you. #life #failure