Good morning. It’s the weekend. Laugh maniacally today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Fulfill your density!

Observation: At least in the US, ads/marketing featuring alcoholic beverages always show people “partying”, all of whom unintentionally appear drunk. #marketing #failure

Hm. Apple Maps doesn’t support what3words? Even many emergency response services do. Or am I missing something? #apple #maps #what3words

The only difference between a Ministry and a Department is that a Ministry sounds more intelligent despite both housing idiots.~

“Life has a way of pushing you in a certain direction. When it does, listen. Just remember that listening doesn’t mean obeying.” #writing #life

It’s so hot even the cats want water. #cat

Happy Ghost in the Machine Day

95ºF with a heat index of 103ºF.

Hello. Bask in the heat that is not summer. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Value real things and people over virtual ones. #life #success

“You don’t have to die to prove you’re mortal or human.” #writing

I discovered that it was blueberry picking season again. My lone bush already has a bumper crop. I’m looking forward to again picking a lot of berries daily through the summer.

“The undead are never dead enough.” #writing #throwawayline

When you have all you need, you need no more. #life

Writing is about bleeding without spilling blood. #writing

Observed: Young guy complaining about the infidelity of his girlfriend and how she forgot his birthday. Life sucks when you’re young. #life #character #writing

There should be a daily crossword with a single word. #gamedev

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Happy Writer’s Rights Day #writing

Hello. Stop judging. You aren’t qualified. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Restored Parker Parkette (M) w/Vinta Harlequin. #fountainpen

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Embarrass yourself in public today. #life #success