“The problem with god, is people see it plays loose with its own rules. Unlike politicians, who are in it for greed and power. Who should you fear more? God may, while politicians will punish and kill.” #writing

Choose wisely with whose ambitions you choose to align. #life

Back in my day Girl Scouts actually baked cookies. Now, they are just a marketing arm…

It’s amazing how many people are willing to shout out their phone numbers in order to get “reward points”. #life #security

Just saw an ad for “Bottomless Pancakes”. This is obviously false marketing since each pancake has a bottom. And if they mean, all you can eat, they should say so. I bet someone could easily sue. #marketing #business #failure #advertising

“Tarantula Rex” #writing #throwawayline

Being angry at someone/something, just means YOU are angry. The problem is you. #life

“When you walk into a bar, you’re drunk. You’re supposed to go into a bar sober, and walk out of a bar drunk..” #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “My gun will be in Thursday and Friday.” Not gonna ask… #writing #character

“If you insult everyone, that’s fine. If you miss insulting someone, you’re a bigot.” #writing #throwawayline

“Welcome your idiot overlords. You decided it was a good thing. Why are you laughing? Oh, you don’t get the joke.” #writing

“Some days are just like others. Like today. But more so.” #writing

“If you wonder what you should do, it’s not that you don’t know what’s right or wrong, You’re trying to justify the wrong.” #writing #life

“He was as sodded as the last sodded guy.” #writing #throwawayline

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I find it interesting that men still wear suits and ties in situations which least require them, and women wear pajamas where they shouldn’t be. $life

“You’re already odd. Now, it’s time to get even.” #writing #throwawayline

You don’t need motivation. You just need to do what needs doing. You aren’t a child that needs to be bribed to do something. #life #success #failure

Happy Hot-Buttered Rum Day When was the last day you had any?

Hello. Have a fun, safe weekend. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — bake — play games — read — relax — write

Good morn'. It’s Friday. Get it done. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Do you look the part you were born to play?” #writing #life

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