When you think someone else is in charge, they will be.

#life #failure

If you want to get me a birthday present, feel free to get this.

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Create a new sentence at least once a day.

Entitlement is a drug that makes many high.

#life #failure

Observed: a guy talking like he has a mouthful of marbles. Ovviously, a good ole boy or a member of Nirvana .

#writing #character.

Clothing marketed as “4-way stretch,” obviously sags in time.

#marketing #failure

Everything is transitory. Even being better or the best.

#life

We have been raised to view everything as a competition worth the aluminum trophies we are given so we may lord them over others who strive as much.

#life #failure

Donny and Noel are working to save money. To what end?

TML TMI. TMI.