PSA: Pagers had nothing to do with books or turning pages. It was a knight’s role to turn a page to the Dark Side, to become a Superman foe.

Waiters/bartenders should be pad US$1/hr for every table they need to wait on above and beyond their own. #restaurant #failure

I miss good solid science fiction. Of course, not many know what that is if they’ve ever perused a book store, physical or online. #writing #sf #book #failure

Vicious Rumor: Apple will place a.free Apple-Fold (Apple Ultra) under every WWDC attendee’s chair.~ Remember when WWDC was live, and Apple hid stuff under attendee’s chairs? #apple #wwdc

“Some days you wake up and wonder what the hell is going on, then remember you are in Hell.” #writing

So Donny is blockading a strait to keep Iran from blockading a strait. Make sense … When is he going to start charging tolls? #failure

“We allow the weak to wield power. The problem is, the powerful should never be allowed.” #writing

“Don’t forget. Always scroll to the bottom.”

“No one could foresee the future, but he saw Philadelphia evaported by a nuclear strike ordered by the President in a fit of rage.” #writing

“Why did we get an idiot?” “He was for sale.” #writing #throwawayline

“We are the butt of your jokes.” #writing #throwawayline

Hm. The XTEink eReader can run TRMNL software, but it’s a firmware update/burn. Might need to buy another one to play with. #xteink #trmnl

Happy Drop Everything and Read Day Yes, it’s a thing. May I suggest one of mine? auteureist.com/my-writin…

“They took the stage to Broadway.” #writing #throwawayline

Greetings. Keep your insults frugal. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

You can’t take yourself seriously if everyone else does. You can’t take yourself seriously if no one does. Don’t take yourself seriously. Life isn’t serious. #life #success

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

List five things you will never be good at or learn. #life

“Sports bars are where lawyers go to argue.” #writing

Observed: Woman next to me is talking (aloud) and commenting to herself. She either has a comm implant or is totally insane. #writing #chracter

The Gathering: Not only has one of them learned to turn on the bathtub faucet, but one of then has learned to turn on the TV, when I’m not home. Don’t’ believe the canine propoganda. #feral #cat

“He was Darth Vader to the Emperor Palpatine. He was ok with being number two to his number one as long as he got to destroy things and appear important.” #writing #throwawayline

“You know you have a problem when a president worries more about how he’s perceived than what he does.”

“You can’t claim victory if you, yourself, are a failure.” #writing

The problem with all social media apps is they only deal with the current timeline, and don’t see alternate ones. #socialmedia #failure .