Hello. Another wet and dreary weekend. So much for outdoor plans. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Oreo or Hydrox?

Have you noticed how displays are getting larger? Phones, tablets, monitors, TV, etc. We must all be going blind. I prefer small displays. #tech #failure

Happy Global Cat Day Here’s a picture of Bit, one of The Gathering kittens. #feral #cat

Yawn. Grumble. Why are you up? More importantly, why am I up? Time for the ceremonial coffee.

PSA: Including AI does not make a product better or more useful. #ai #marketing

No, I have neither asked for nor do I want AI in any device that I own. Someone/something is trying to push it on us. #ai #failure

“Time isn’t a stream or even a river. It is an infinite three-dimensional rushing force. Throwing a pebble or boulder into it won’t affect it. It won’t split the timeline. The best you can hope for is to be swept into a better future.” #writing #justintime

What if you took pasta and ground it down into a powder/flour. Then baked bread or something else with it? #baking #pasta

Remember when NaNoWiMo was a thing and fun? It still can be as long as you do it yourself. #writing

T’is time. Thank you. Thank you who: — follow me — have read one of my books — find me humorous — find me informative — find me — find me dead in the street. Seriously. Thank you. You are the hardcore.

Never get your hopes up above your sneaker tops.

I’m seeing a ton of AI slop on Audible. Time to quit. #audible #failure

What are the worst fake YouTube thumbnail expressions? There should be a rating/award/penalty. #youtube #failure

Happy National Lemon Bar Day I’ve never been to one. What are they like?

Back in my day, I was responsible for my own typos. Now, I have autocorrect and AI to blame. Even clumsiness and stupidity are being taken away from humans. #ai #autocorrect

New Apple HomeView .~ #apple #homeview

“How many lives have you spoiled the way you spoil the plot of the movies you watch?” #writing

Good morning, all. If you don’t like what you’re doing, why are you doing it? Stop hitting yourself. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I cracked open a bottle of my pumpkin spice ale. Tasty batch for spooky season. #beer #pumpkin #halloween

I want the Apple Duo to test and use my writing app on, but I’ll probably wait to see how people like the device. It’s a first-gen thing, after all. #apple #duo #writing #auteureist

happy national lowercase day

Good morning. Don’t stop. Time for the ceremonial coffee

I hate autocorrect sense. “Dinner”. Not “donner” #autocorrect #failure

Early donner or late lunch #food