“In a parallel universe, potatoes become sentient when baked and try to eat you.” #writing #multiverse

Smile to prove a point. You can smile when others choose not to. #life #success

Only the weak crave to use power. The strong don’t need to exercise it. They know power is used to help and build, not oppress and destroy. There are more who are weak than strong. #life #failure

A strong person doesn’t need to punch a weak person in order to prove a point. #life

I’m trying to decide whether it’s worth putting code in to sync to Apple calendars/reminders, since I’m trying to replace those. Hm. Probably to help with transitioning … #programming #productivity

“You are a victim of one of my moods. Your life is not at stake, but your sanity may be. Be glad you are already insane.” #writing .

“If you celebrate someone else’s victory, you have few enough of your own.” #writing #life

“Someone forgot to backup his brain. Now it’s corrupted.” #writing #throwawayline

“I wake each morning grateful no one has stabbed me while I sleep.” #writing

It’s not about protecting the populace. It’s about enrichment–and not the nuclear type. The egoists/egotists will all die.

Someone should draw a bar graph of bars in every major city … 

Are you going anywhere cool/neat/new on holiday/vacation this year? I’m just doing day trips (no association with the Beatles’ song.) #life

The world is in spring here. Too bad it’s behind destroyed. #life #failure

I should try making sourdough focaccia. #baking #sourdough

I’ve pretty much migrated all of my planning to my own app. Goodbye calendars, reminders, todo list/task apps. #productivity #planning

PSA: Pagers had nothing to do with books or turning pages. It was a knight’s role to turn a page to the Dark Side, to become a Superman foe.

Waiters/bartenders should be pad US$1/hr for every table they need to wait on above and beyond their own. #restaurant #failure

I miss good solid science fiction. Of course, not many know what that is if they’ve ever perused a book store, physical or online. #writing #sf #book #failure

Vicious Rumor: Apple will place a.free Apple-Fold (Apple Ultra) under every WWDC attendee’s chair.~ Remember when WWDC was live, and Apple hid stuff under attendee’s chairs? #apple #wwdc

“Some days you wake up and wonder what the hell is going on, then remember you are in Hell.” #writing

So Donny is blockading a strait to keep Iran from blockading a strait. Make sense … When is he going to start charging tolls? #failure

“We allow the weak to wield power. The problem is, the powerful should never be allowed.” #writing

“Don’t forget. Always scroll to the bottom.”

“No one could foresee the future, but he saw Philadelphia evaported by a nuclear strike ordered by the President in a fit of rage.” #writing

“Why did we get an idiot?” “He was for sale.” #writing #throwawayline