If perfection doesn’t exist And god is perfect, Then there is no god or perfection. If perfection exists, And god is perfect, And if it is attainable, You can be god. If perfection is an illusion, And god is an illusion, Then you are deluded. If perfection is unattainable, Why do you try? #life …

When someone near you exclaims, “Thank God!” be sure to acknowledge it. #life

It’s easy comprehending the incomprehensible. That’s a meta-belief we fall back on when we don’t understand something. #life #failure

“Murphy is a bad jokester. Karma is the ninja.” #writing

Freedom, for many, means being able to force them to their will and behaviour. #life #failure

Any computing platform which cannot support an AI is valuable. #computing #tech

Plan for tomorrow: — have fun — errands — eat — play games — be obnoxious again

“Old white dudes, full of vinegar and scorn tend to claim godhood, believing they are closer to god because they are of a certain age and male.” #writing

Life is a long-term investment. Treat it as such. #life

What was the most significant thing that you’ve learned? I’ve learned to live among humans, hard as it is~. #life

Just because something sparkles and is shiny doesn’t mean it’s a squirrel. #life #failure

“The greatest lie alien creatures ever told was that they were human. The greatest lie humans have ever told was that they care.” #writing

The reason dystopian fiction works is to remind everyone that things can always be worse than they are. This applies to all of us living in our dystopia–personal or otherwise. #life #writing

Web cookies never taste as good as advertised.

Van Morrison and the Doors was a good band…

“Playing god without god’s power amounts to being an ant without an ant’s power. Too may, nowadays, play at god while being an ant.” #writing

Go to a bar. Ask for a Molotov cocktail. Make sure they know you.

If you restaurants have ranch dressing, why don’t they have plantation dressing?

“You don’t own your timeline. You don’t even rent it. You just take up some dank, dark, dusty corner of it, looking for some light.” #writing

“Few people, nowadays, remember the comedy team of the Marx brothers: Vladimir, Karl, Mao, and Tito.” #writing #throwawayline

“The job of a good prophet is not to foretell the future, but to warn of potential disaster, real or imagined. Prophets, sane or insane, are god’s mouthpiece. And god always speaks in riddles–not because god enjoys jokes, but because god is insane.” #writing

Good morning. It’s Friday. Things to get done before we can romp this weekend. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Declaring you’re immune from disease or something else, doesn’t make it so. Stop believing idiots. Unless you are one, of course.~

Do you resent humans?

Being discouraged is you getting ready to give up. #life #failure