“Never push the red plunger.”

#writing #throwawayline

Be grateful you are here to complain.

#life

When did the phrase”real life” first come into use?

@grammargirl

“Be thou unafraid, for fear is an enemy worse than what thou fearest.”

#writing

The more I read and write in a Damon Runyon-like voice, the easier it is to slip into it. I have written four pages in half an hour. It is a good thing, for I am making progress. However, I will have to review and adjust. Now, I will frequent a foodery and eat, on account that I am hungry.

#writing

“Aren’t you afraid of germs?”

“Why? I take alcohol internally.”

#writing #throwawayline

“A long time ago, was really just last week.”

#writing

“What do you do?”

“I’m a full time human, learning to be better than I am.”

#life

It is time for me to work on my short story on account of it needing to be done and my imagination frothing like a cold beer.

#writing

Forget the troubles of the real world. Read a book about another person’s troubles.

https.//auteureist.com

#books #reading