“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.”

#writing #throwawayline

“He woke, and in a panic, realized the sun was rising in the north. A minute later, he remembered he had fallen asleep facing east.”

#writing #character

Happy Apfel Strudel Day.

Get the good stuff.

I’m exercising my snark today.

Everyone knows about “elevator music”, but no one talks about restaurant music.

Delaware is dripping in country/western. I guess, it helps to turn tables.

#music #restaurant #failure

“Humans are idealistically stupid. Everyone believes that they are special and won’t be affected, either by the lightning or government. Neither of which cares what you believe.”

#writing

I have an opinion. Each and every app needs a standard API with which to access stored data. Any developer who refuses access to the underlying data is a silo and wants your money.

Flame on!

#programming #developer #api #failure

Something I don’t like about the new multitasking on iPad. I can’t swipe up to another “screen”, to launch an app. The open apps follow your swipes and aren’t locked to the original screen.

#wwdc #ipados #apple

“He was a struggling actor. That always happened when I bound and gagged one over a pool of acid.”

#writing #throwawayline