“I plan on going to Glasgow this winter.” “That’s a long flight.” “Fly to New Jersey? I’ll just drive.” “Huh? Glasgow is in Scotland?” “No, I mean the one in New Jersey.” “Uh, do you mean Glasboro?”

If you’re in the US and you haven’t voted, tomorrow is the day. If you don’t vote, don’t complain. If you do vote, don’t complain. Just vote. #vote

Good morning. You have one extra hour of sleep today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Baking some Trader Joe’s pumpkin bread. We’ll see how it turns out #baking

“Sometimes, you have to give up when you fail. There is no sense in endlessly failing when you can change course.” #writing

Greetings. It feels wintry out despite there being no rain or snow. Most of the leaves have dropped now. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“I don’t know what I’m doing, but that’s ok. I’m a master at it.”

If you’re registered to vote in the US, vote. If you’re female and registered to vote, there is no law that requires you to vote the same way as your husband. #vote

Waiting for Apple legal… www.stacksocial.com/sales/nan… #apple #iphone

So. You survived the week. Just wait until next week…

Happy Fountain Pen Day

“Control in business is about enforcing subvervience for profit.” #writing

“A plan is like a blueprint but without all the lines.” #writing #throwawayline

If you’re asked to go back into the office full-time, maybe you should question your life choices. #business #failure

It’s easy finding difficult problems to solve and we’re often told to first eat the frog. Sometimes, it’s better clearing the easy/less stressful things first. The difficult and stressful things will still be there, waiting for you. Having fun is frequently a better option. #life #success

It’s hard being funny or even humorous, unless you resort to slapstick or insults, which require finesse and better left alone. #writing #humor

It’s time to eat food and mind-dump.

Good morning. I’m starting a trend to ignore and avoid all media trends. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

The Gatehring: Mote, the Halloween lucky kitten. #feral #cat

Who is your arch-nemesis? Why?

“We are all pegs trying to fit into holes of someone else’s making.” #writing #life

Read a book for Halloween. It doesn’t have to be scary. It would only be scary if you forgot how to read because you stopped reading. #reading #halloween #books

“Literally, it’s all trash.” #writing #throwawayline

“Look around. You see humans fighting for things they want but can’t have. Some fight for things they have but don’t want others to have. Others fight for what they believe or to make you believe you want the same thing—or the opposite. The sane ones want nothing and want to be left alone.” #writing

“Thirty years from now, you’ll either be dead, or thirty years older.” #writing #throwawayline