Truth and reality have nothing to do with what you believe or want. #life

It’s almost 80ºF here on Halloween. Weirdness prevails.

Find your fun. #life #success

Anyone regret waking up this morning, seeing that it’s Halloween?

Instead of handing out candy for Halloween, hand out a book. Happy Books for Treats Day #book #reading #kids

Greetings. Give a treat to a stranger today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — proof — read — eat

The Gathering: that was interesting. I went out to enjoy the warm evening on the deck when one of the raccoons decided to try to come inside. I had to nudge ir with my foot to get it out. #feral #cat #raccoon

Nintendo just launched Nintendo music app, now available www.nintendo.com/us/switch… #nintendo #music

Take something mundane and transform it into something great. #life #creativity #success

“Life is all about making sense of misery.” #writing #life

It’s time to start eating sugary treats.

Happy Mischief Night Day

Hello. It’s dark out. The sun hasn’t come out. It’s the end of the world. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Your life is a runaway train that’s not going anywhere.” #writing

“Mmm. This ice melts in your moith.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has been crossbred so often that it has lost its flavor.” #writing

“She hated the nursing home and her roommate. She wanted her own room with a cat. She decided to kill the human. She hated being old.” Happy National Cat Day #writing #prompt

LinkedIn launched an AI to handle recruitment tasks, ironically not seeing they’ve displaced job recruiters. Actually, it’s probably in their minmax analysis, so they know what they are doing, which doesn’t make it right. #linkedin #ai #failure

If there are “dad jokes”, where are the “mom jokes”?

“He was like his email, unread.” #writing

Refactoring code implies that you have factored it. #programming

Thank you, everyone, for putting up with my ramblings and me. I hope you find something I post humorous, thought-provoking, motivating, or enlightening. And thanks to everyone who engages. Warp speed!

Time to order and eat some buffalo wings.

“Perfection was denied her. She had an eidetic memory, but for some reason, could never remember how to spell eidetic.” #writing #throwawayline