Many would rather be unhappy than right. #life #failure

Observed: a guy on an ebike , panhandling. #life #character #writing

“Being clever is like being a magician. You don’t see the sleight of hand. There is no magic in being seen.” #writing

Anyone eating anything interesting today?

What if races were to see who could come in last? What would that do to culture? To strategy? To life?

“Some question what was. We call them historians. Some question the future. We call them pessimists. Some questions now, but no one answers.” #writing

“Golf should be a team sport where players beat each other with their clubs, sort of an elevated hockey.” #writing #sport

Vicious Rumor: Disney announces they are all out of new ideas and are planning a live-action Mickey Mouse movie.

“She was a biddybody.” #writing

Cultivate your snark.

Have any develops switched from XCode to the Playgrounds app? I feel the name “Playgrounds” targets the wrong age/people. Xcode is too bloated for its own good…and now with rumors of AI–WTF? #apple #swift #playgrounds #wwdc

Would you rather be rich or have one good friend? #life

Just because you’re the protagonist doesn’t mean you’ll win. It just means everyone is looking at you. #writing

“The beheadings had a nice way of distracting the peasants from the fact that the Emperor wasn’t wearing any clothes.” #writing

“Slam the door when you leaver. I don’t want any doubt that you’re gone.” #writing

Toast is just a poor man’s crouton. #food

Branding is for cattle. That’s what humans have become. #marketing #failure

Patience is a virtue in others. — ancient proverb I just made up

I either have too many interests, or not enough. It depends on the day.

“A lot is never enough.” #writing

Life is an experiment in failure.

“You don’t need power if everyone agrees with you. Of course, if there is no one around to disagree, that works as well. That’s what power is for, after all–to eliminate those who disagree with you.” #writing

I tried Undertale last night. It reminds me of an old DOS game called ZZT (showing my age). That was such a great game/system. It was underrated, but clever and creative. Sort of like Undertale. It’s still too early to see if UT measures up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZZT #zzt #gamedev #undertale

“The New Dark Ages weren’t so bad if you survived and were an idiot.” #writing