“You don’t need a reason to smile, especially if you’re a psychotic villain.” #writing

Just discovered the music of “Two Steps To Hell”. Seems like it would be good for running, exercising, coding, or marching to war to. #music

“Just because you’re a performer doesn’t make you a good singer. Just because you’re a writer doesn’t make you a good actor.” #writing

If you have to compete to win, you’ve already lost.

I changed my mind and decided to eat something healthier than wings.

#ai

I think I will sally forth, or even gloria forth and eat some wings and do some free-writing.

If you spend your day thinking about the life you want, and the wonderful person you will one day be, and all the greatness you will accomplish, then all you have done is spend your day thinking about the life you want. #life #failure

Be grateful, not for what you have but for everything and everyone. #life #success

Good morning. Get outside today beyond the walls. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

It’s Friday. It’s time to relax.

If you’ve forgotten, here’s a reminder. It’s Friday. Let it go.

Exploring ideas for a vacation/writer’s retreat this year.

Humans are incapable of experiencing objective reality. #life

Greetings. It’s going up to 70ºF this Friday. Hunker down! Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Compassion is a strength to be shared. #life #success

“Why did you ask me out to dinner if you didn’t want to hear me talk?” “I thought you were hungry.” #writing #throwawayline

How long do you need to remain inactive to be considered dead?

“The rarest breed is the one left standing.” #writing

“The old hag sighed as she glanced up at the old wooden cuckoo clock. Her stomach rumbled. She sprang from her rocking chair when the doorbell rang. The Hansel and Gretel Ready-to-Eat™ meals were here.” #writing

“The stand of tall pines forced the perspective upward, to a point. Then they stopped.” #writing

“When was the last time you played with your kids?” “I don’t have kids.” “What did you do with them?” “I never had kids.” “That’s not what your wife said.” “I don’t have a wife.” “So you killed your wife as well?” “Which one?” #writing #throwawayline

“He laughed at her. He died almost instantly.” #writing #throwawayline

“The irony was that all of his clothes were rumpled.” #writing #throwawayline

“If it’s obvious, it should be stated.” #life