Going through the motions wastes and ignores time. No wonder you never have enough. #life #failure

Observed: He blew his nose, it sounded like a goose. I wonder what all the geese on the lake would think. #writing

“How do you like your burger?” “In my mouth, fed by vestal virgins.” Nah. that would give me strange looks when I order. #food #writing #throwawayline

This morning, I was able to draw a straight line without being able to imagine one. I just let my drawing arm and hand track consistent muscle tension. It seemed to work. Varying tension produced curved lines. I consider that a successful step on being able to do some rudimentary sketching.

Hm. There is actually a place called Londinium and it happens to be in London. Wasn’t that where Batman used to go?

Hm. Does Apple Maps have a scale? You know, 1” = 1 mile, type of thing? I can’t find one. It would also be useful to ask for a circle of “X” miles from a pin. #apple #maps

Wasn’t there a 70s band called SEO Speedwagon? They had a song called “I Do Wanna Know”. #music

These weather fluctuations are doing nasty pressure headache things. It’s like being sucked out of spaceship into the vacuum of space without a space suit. #weather

Missed marketing opportunity: The restrooms at Outback restaurant should be called Outhouses. #marketing #failure

It’s tax season. Ugh.

Time to eat stuff. Time to make some notes before I forget. I’ve got a bunch of ideas for the third book in the series I’m working on. #writing

Happy National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day

“Greed drives people to risk when the fearful cower and hide.” #writing

“Fear and greed. That’s all that matters.” #writing

Time to switch it up. Taccia Granite Stone - Green (F) with Rohrer Klinger Alt Goldgrun. #fountainpen

Greetings. Make room for fun. Clear out your garage. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

How weird is too weird?

Nothing lasts forever, so enjoy everything for as long as it lasts. #life

“Unseen troubles are the deadliest.” #writing

Have a cookie. I won’t tell anyone.

Truth

Take stock of the good in your life. #life #success

It’s not the amount of time we have, but what we do with the time we have that matters. #life

If you have employees you hate, they probably hate you as well. #business #failure

“Bring out your dead! Two for the price of one—today only!” Apologies to Monty Python #montypython