“He sa on the edge of the pier not knowing the difference between a pier and a dock. Somewhere, a duck quacked”

#writjng #throwawayline

“You can’t be right if you left. You can’t be awake if you’re in a coma”

#writing #throwawayline

“Cozy mysteries only work when the sleuth goes around killing the residents of their town. Or attract killers.”

#writing #mystery

“Life is a slam dunk with a deflated ball.”

#writing

“I’m so old that god doesn’t even know how old I am.”

How many dead bodies have you discovered in your life? Why are they more common in fiction? Is it because we desire more death?

#writing #mystery

“I left my spleen in Los Angeles.”

Writing stuff. Not good stuff, but it is writing.

Happy Wombat Day

Don’t be cursed by a flying one…

Good morning. Bask in the autumnal sunshine and heat. Time for the ceremonial coffee.