Finally. It showed up. Jerk chicken. Gratuitous food pic. #food

Chicken consumed. Time to fall over.

If you worry about how to do something, you’re not spending enough time doing it. #life

If you are in the US, do you do turkey, ham, both, or other for Thanksgiving? #food

“Be your own thing.”

Plan for tomorrow: — breakfast — head home — write — laundry (not Tom Landry)

What do you call this in the restaurant biz? I’ve heard this called a “rollup”. And other names? #restaurant

“What is hope?” God: “it’s a way to keep you from dying by your own hand.” “And you created it?” God: “No, that was the Marketing Department.” #writing #throwawayline

Be the person others go to for answers. Make sure you don’t lie. Admit you don’t know when you don’t. Do your best to help, but only when asked. The same goes for your opinion. Be generous with your time , knowledge, and money. Listen more than you speak. Don’t take a sucker punch. #life #success

“He was too poor to afford a haircut. He was too rich to care.” #writing #character

I know how the story needs to end. I just need to figure out how to get there from wher I am. #writing #coinsofdestiny2

“He never ordered the jerk chicken. He thought it was hereditary.” #writing #character

Watching a guy read a book at the bar. Too bad the book doesn’t have the iOS “Your phone is too close” warning but for books. #reading

Always an easy shot. #photography

Cookies count as health food.

I guess I should thank you. Thank you for putting up with me and my weirdness. You’re the Chosen One. No one else will. Seriously, I appreciate all who follow and interact with me and my explorations.

I don’t think outside the box. I think outside the tesseract.

Stretch your mind. Make it go from here to the sun and beyond. Then, go ahead and fill it.

Why is “Oven Roasted” a selling point on a menu item? I guess the alternative might be “Boiled in Aardvark Vomit” might be worse, but still. #marketing #food

I’m decompressing. I’m mind-dumping. Writing is hard work, beyond just typing a lot. Pent up ideas are as bad as pent up anger and rage.

Your in-laws are not invited for the holdays this year. Especially if they put raisins in the macaroni salad.

If you don’t find humor around you, find it in you. #life #humor

Overheard: “They stopped making your car two years ago.” Me, thinking: “So you’ll never get delivery.”

“Where have you been all my life?” “You’re what? Two years old?” #writing #throwawayline

“She was the woman of my dreams, but she existed.” #writing