“Never underestimate your ability to fail.”

#writing


“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.”

#writing #throwawayline


“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?”

“You.”

#writing #throwawayline


Some people live life. Most let life live them.

#life


Good morning. Dark and wintry this morning. Time for the ceremonial coffee.


Plan for tomorrow:

— drink coffee in the morning

— eat lunch

— other stuff


Sourdough starter started.


“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.”

#writing #throwawayline


“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.”

#writing #throwawayline


“The sound on the TV is messed up.”

“So is my life.”

#writing #throwawayline