I have a new way of messing with restaurant servers (and others). Turn to an empty space and comment on your life. When the servers look at you funny, just turn to them and say, “I’m breaking the Fifth Wall.” Works every time. Of course, I up the tip for messing with them. #life #writing #humor

Ugh. It’s almost lunch time. I still have words to string together to make meaning.

Good morning. Keep on keepin' on. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Writing done for today.

I haven’t made gravlax in a while. I should make some for the holidays. #food

Anyone else feel like they’re tired?

“No one needs a plan of action more than the person who thinks he knows what he’s doing.” #life

“A hero is just an insane person doing the insane that happens to help others.” #writing

Plan for tomorrow: — finish this book — eat / free-write — fall over

“Everybody needs a dead body in the pantry.” #writing #throwawayline

You know what time it is? It’s time for a break.

So, is your grandmother going to give you a ChiaPet for Christmas again?

Happy Throw Out Your Leftovers Day That’s every day for me. Leftovers are horrid. That’s why try to eat everything on my plate.

Two days left in November. Two days left in NaNoWriMo. Two days left to hit 100K words. Two days left to finish. #writing #nanowrimo

Good morning. It’s cold out. There is ice. Do something useful today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — iOS stuff — more writing — more chores — more food

I took a break from writing to make some bread pudding. Yum.

Don’t be horrible to others.

“He was the worst of the gods. He had created man.” #writing

Hello. It’s Tuesday. Wanna make something of it? Do it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I’m looking forward to not having to write to a deadline next month.

Writing done for today. A few days left. Time to relax and wind down. #writing

The weather tomorrow is supposed to be cold. I think I will need to cook some sausage and kale soup to compensate.

Life is always out of context. You are the one that adds context. #life

Time for a break. What have I missed?