Just because you’re the protagonist doesn’t mean you’ll win. It just means everyone is looking at you.

#writing

“The beheadings had a nice way of distracting the peasants from the fact that the Emperor wasn’t wearing any clothes.”

#writing

“Slam the door when you leaver. I don’t want any doubt that you’re gone.”

#writing

Toast is just a poor man’s crouton.

#food

Branding is for cattle. That’s what humans have become.

#marketing #failure

Patience is a virtue in others.

— ancient proverb I just made up

I either have too many interests, or not enough. It depends on the day.

“A lot is never enough.”

#writing

Life is an experiment in failure.