Time for some tea.

“What’s your father do?” “He’s dead.” “Is that a full-time job?” #writing

The distance between what you are and what you want to be is called tension. #life

Gratuitous food pic

Back in my day, Cracker Jack™ came with physical toys that could kill. Now, it’s not even worth buying.~

Football/fusball/soccer would be a lot more interesting if they used a golf ball. #sport #football #soccer

I’m watching golf at the restaurant.They label the flight of the ball with “apex” and “ball speed”. Anyone care about these apart from gamblers and stats guys? Distance and distance to pin is what matters, I’d think. Who cares how it got there? #sport #ai #statistics #failure #marketing

Cash can’t be hacked or your info stolen. That’s why corporations want you to use other means of payment. .~

If you throw spaghetti at the wall to see if it sticks, you don’t have much else to worrry about. #life

“He was the most powerful person on the planet, but he knew he was one third the person he should have been. That’s why he wanted more.” — CoD3 #writing

Government by one is always personal. — ancient proverb I just made up

“Many called him amazing. He was a maze master, but he always got lost in a labyrinth.” #writing #throwawayline

Slow and steady may win the race, but only if others are slower and unsteady. Winning the race isn’t the point. It’s finishing that matters. #life

“:He was born in the gutter and always felt flat. Bowling balls rolling over you did that to a person.” #writing #throwawayline

“He’s the face of the government. Just look at him.” #writing #throwawayline

“He thought out of th box and thought he was crackerjack.” #writing #throwawayline

“Once you find your groove, you start to dig your rut.” #life

“Laughter is contagious. That’s why clowns wear masks.” #writing #throwawayline

“If you screamed loud enough you could scare away the animal attacking you. Modern life doesn’t work that way. Things you can’t scare away by screaming, we call horrors. We live in a time where screaming may make you feel better before you die, but most things are horrors.” #life #writing

“The blood pooled around the body. Too bad the body didn’t care and went about its business of killing. As the saying goes, simplify your life by killing those around you. Once you’re dead, your life is pretty simple so all that is left is the killing.” #writing

“Kings are just fat peasants in draperies.” #writing

“The thing that makes books high-class is they are sold by the word rather than by the pound.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s OK to dream big as long as you remember to wake up. #life

This is annoying in multiple ways. — there is no way to turn these off — I know what blocking does — blocking a user doesn’t work on iOS and never has. Disposable emails are never blocked by domain. #wwdc #apple #email #failure #ux

Time to switch it up. Jinhao Dragon Playing the Stone (F) w/ TWSBI Red #fountainpen