Weird entomological question: Why are they called “restrooms”? Is it because they originated in restaurants? Which begs the question, why are they called “restaurants”? #writing #entymology

“They were a family straight out of WALL-E.” #writing

“Let me change into something more comfortable. The moon is full.” #writing

“So, how are the kids?” “I don’t have any.” “You killed them?” #wriitng #throwawayline

Weren’t “jeggings” a thing?

“His sigh was full of resignation. ‘There are no real archers nowadays. All we have is warrior wannabes. The club is for those who have enjoy brute force. There is nothing elegant about golf.” #writing #throwawayline

I haven’t made shrimp bisque in decades. It would be nice if we had fresh shrimp her.

I need a new app icon for this version of Auteureist. I haven’t changed it up in a while. #ios #writing #design

Pretzels. Cheesesteaks. I miss them.

If you let your mind wander, make sure you keep track of where it’s going. #life

I’m not sure I’ll upgrade my current iPhone unless the Sept. event announces something extra-ordinary. What I really want is an upgraded iPad Mini. #apple

Take three minutes. Spend it wisely.

Happy National Prosecco Day.

I hope everyone is having an enjoyable weekend. The next one is five days away.

Apart from, perhaps, a genetic imperative, why should we save humanity? #humanity

“You don’t have to be a zombie to love brains.” #writing

“Leisure suits. Polyester. When you wore them, you thought you could dance.” #writing #throwawayline

Morning editing done. The time-travel book is coming along nicely. #editing #writing

“Time has a way of helping events.”

Good morning. If you can’t bring peace to your own home, how do you expect the world to be peaceful? Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — erranding — reading — writing — eating — planning

Grr. I’m seeing Halloween stuff already.

“Never jump into the river with your clothes on. I have no idea why the river is wearing your clothes.” #writing #throwawayline

“If it’s a fight they want, let them fight each other.” #writing

What’s the diffference between “Asset Protection” and “Security”? Not much.