I just realized I haven’t dropped a copy of “The Singular Case of the Three Witches” to the local library. I should do that this week. It’s been in their catalog for a while now. #books #library

Countdown - #writing #throwawayline

“The fuse was attached to a timer. Every second, the timer fired a spark that burned the fuse a bit shorter. Each second the spark grew longer. Once the spark burned the final bit of the fuse, it would hit the metal contact causing the explosives to go off, killing me. This super-villain liked …

Overheard at the store: “Is anyone floating around? I need some fish.” It didn’t sound intentional.

This morning has been somewhat productive. Anyone else feel things are about to go wrong?

Swift question: I need to map a dictionary’s values to a struct’s attributes. Assume the dictionary is a flat [String:Any] (Any is a simple type), as are the struct’s attributes. Is there a way to do it? Thanks #swift #xcode

Good morning. Take a step back and listen today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Happy Guinea Pig Appreciation Day Appreciate the sad ones as well.

Zombies are incredibly lifelike.

It’s a do-nothing day here. All other priorities have been deferred until tomorrow.

Hello. Now go back to sleep. It’s Sunday. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

The original Mission:Impossible TV show is still better than any Tom Cruise thing.

Plan for tomorrow: — be 22.1% more annoying

“Are you stalking me?” “Um…” “That’s ok. I’m staking you.” #writing #throwawayline

Sold a copy of a book.

The squirrels are angry.

What if golf was scored based on the distance to the flag on your first swing, and not the stroke count? #sport #golf

Plan for this afternoon: — errands — play OW2 — read

Sometimes the singer a restaurantant hires is there to turn tables~or stomachs.

These caps might fit a Pygmy-shrunken head. Did pygmies ever discover a shuriken type weapon?

Lager spellt backwards is regal. And no, I don’t include the king of beers. #beer #wordage

If you’re not having fun, you don’t know what fun is is. I obviously don’t.

There are two types of people on social sites those that want to sell those that want to socialize those who aren’t on

I’ve never played D&D. It requires friends.

“Her haunting beauty mesmerized me, but her banshee scream bordering on a Rebel yell, drove me away. Ghosts don’t bring me alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“He played the bongos the way he had bludgeoned his wife.” #writing #throwawayline