Did you know that when the server brings your bill at a restaurantant that you’re supposed to keep the pen? .~

Five minutes from now, you’ll either be dead or five minutes older.

Murphys Law is like a pair of fair dice. Just because you’ve had a bad streak of 23, it doesn’t mean Murphy went on vacation.

When someone asks, “Why?”, the only correct answer is “X”.

Mind dump completer. 2.3 gigaquads freed.

Observed: Someone just ordered a Coors Lite and a shot of Jåger. Coors Lite in a bottle. Make of that what you will.

Cupie (kewpie) dolls are pretty horrific. They were a thing in the early 1900s. Actually, pretty much everything in the early 1900s was horrific.

Creativity doesn’t have to involve the arts. #life

It’s 12 August, 2023. Summer races toward fall. Vice-versa if you’re Southern. Winter comes! And still, no one knows if George R.R. Martin is still alive.

“Liquid light. Something you can pour to brighten a person’s day. That’s what we need.” “I think they call that alcohol, gramps.” #writing #throwawayline

For anyone who still cares, The Gathering is becoming used to my presence. They no longer dash into the woods when I go out. Oreo, however, seems to have adopted me. #feral #cats

“Life without air, water, food, shelter, and humor is not worth living. Oh—and free medical care. And corn dogs—definitely corn dogs.” #writing #throwawayline

Vicious Rumor: Apple was going to simply call the VisionPro Vision, but Marvel owns the character. #apple #marvel #visionpro

Vicious Rumor: Apple looking into transmitted wireless energy to create a battery-less Visiion Pro. #apple #visionpro

Every single day adds up. — ancient proverb I just made up

When you go in to get bloodwork done, inform them that you will charge them for use of your blood and time, since without blood they would be out of business.

“Life is weird, son. Never understand the misunderstood. If you do, they will cease to be misunderstood and lose any meaning they may have had in life.” #writing #throwawayline

Watching an ad for something called a “Refillable Wand”. I was disappointed to hear that it had nothing to do with magic. Instead, it helps you snake out gunk from your sink pipes. #marketing #failure

“When the well runs dry, it’s time to turn to the sewers.” #writing

“A sliver of hope is worse than no hope. At least, with no hope, you know where you stand.” #writing

Happy National Garage Sale Day That’s like a Boot Sale for you Brits. ;) Weird thing is, they never sell garages and rarely boots when you get there.

“It was quiet—too quiet. It was so quiet I could hear the fish gathering their troops on the mountain.” #writing #throwawayline

I just juiced a bunch of peahces. Then Murphy struck and I knocked the juice over—all but one cup. Oh well. It’s time for lunch and free-writing.

Challenge yourself so ofhers won’t. #life #success

Sometimes you forget the obvious stuff. I just tracked down a niggly bug that was a result of me forgetting that dictionaries don’t maintain a sort order. Murphy strikes. #programming