He was irrational. He only ate pie.

Brioche buns were never meant for sandwiches, especiallly hot ones. They are cheap, however, and sound good on a menu.

#food #restaurant #failure

I’m surprised no one has created an air-fryer in the shape of a pyrmamid and touted its ability to cook and sharpen knives. I would, but I have ethics.

#marketing #tv

A tool won’t make you a better artist, programmer, or cook, etc. It will, however, make you a shopper. Without putting in the work, a tool will only provide a false and temporary sense of accomplishment.

#tools #failure #marketing #life

Sometimes you have to be snarky to yourself. There is where the humor lies.

What is your best dessert recipe that you actually make? Box and dump-cakes are automatically disqualified.

#food #cooking

Minmax: Who would work for nothing and have no choice? One word answers only.

#wealth #failure #humanity #politics

“He pointed as if he held a pistol. Of course, the fact that he aimed at the monitor didn’t leave an impression on those around him and the monitor continued displaying the error message.”

#writing

“We don’t have a labor shortage. We just have a shortage of humans willing to work subpar jobs for subpar pay.”

#writing

Sometimes the things you worry about are there to distract you.

#life