In some parallel universe, flossing in a restaurant is acceptable since dental hygiene is above all things.

Think about how much cheaper products would be if they didn’t have branding… #life #marketing #failure

Enjoy the life you have left, especially if you haven’t enjoyed it so far. #life

“We are not born with the knowledge that we will lose someone or something close to us. That is what teddy bears are for, and how we learn to deal with soul-crushing loss.” #writing #life

“He picked his nose in public the way he picked his clothes––badly.” #writing #character

What was the last thing you learned? Did you pass on that knowledge? You should. #life

Certainty is not a measure of factualism, truth or even rightness. Certainty is a measure of belief. #life

Have a positive impact on civilization, or at least a living being. #life #success

Many people believe they can do or create something better. Very few of us know we can’t and don’t waste our time. #life #failure

You wake up to a dystopian world you only read about in a book. The problem is, you never read a book so you don’t recognize your world is dystopian. #life #failure #reading

If your marketing includes “Paid endorsement” in fine lettering, you are bribing people to say good things about your product––which probably isn’t good. If it were, they’d do it for free. #marketing #failure

The more you want, the less you can get. — ancient proverb I just made up

“Never pluck a live chicken if you want peace and quiet.” #writing #throwawayline

Do wars destroy more than they save? #philosophy

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

“He wore his pride like a noose around his neck. In the end, it was his ego that strangled him.” #writing #character

You don’t need conflict to tell a good story. Conflict is what humans seem to require, but it’s like “Never write from the perspective of a dead person” advice. #writing

And no, I don’t think I should have a shot of tequila for lunch to “do research”. #writing

I need to describe the taste of tequila. What’s your opinion? #writing

“If home is where the heart is, where do you keep your liver?” #writing #throwawayline

Happy Eat What You Want Day Yes, it’s a thihg. I thought it was every day.

It’s Mother’s Day. Congratulations for all who celebrate.

“Everyone dies. Even you. How you die says a lot about not only how you died, but about how you lived.” #writing

It’s time to eat and more editing. I need to push forward.

Pour love into whatever you do and you will do better. #life #success