Happy National Bubba Day

Hello, Monday people. You know who you are. You’re the ones always coming into work bubbly and cheerful, but with no doughnuts for the rest of us. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Money is a min-max calculation. More money-less life.” #writing #throwawayline

The more you believe, the less you know. — ancient proverb I just made up.

“You could pay as little as $0.” “Save up to $2000” may be true, but probably false without the odds. #marketing #failure #probability

Key clicks on Android sound like bones knocking together. #android

If you can’t be the one to press the red button, at least be the one who wired it wrong.” #writing

Fixtion is a poor substitute for life. #life #writing

“Make a random call. See who answers. Keep a list.” #writing

What advice that was given to you and that you have followed, would you not follow knowing what you now do? #life

Overheard: “Cromagnet man”. Don’t pretend to know stuff. There are many people who don’t pretend. #life #education #failure

This week will be busy and stressful.

“There is no point in sweating if no one sees you.” #writing

Those who believe escaping to some place else leads to a better life, have never been there. #life

I rewrite the ending of this short story so that it is not less than bad. #writing

The past is gone. Get over it. The future isn’t done. Plan for it. Now? Live it. #life #success

Happy Say Something Nice Day

Good morning. If you’re still here, you’re still on Earth. Act like a human. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Be sensible when others aren’t. #life #success

“Humans spend a lot of their lives feeding contraptions of their own making, as if they are the humans’ offspring waiting to grow up to take over the world.” #writing

Life is a test of your mind. How are you doing? #life

Happy World Parrot Day The bird, not the other thing.

Greetings. You’re only as good as your last good you did for others. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

It’s Friday. Have a fun, safe, and relaxing weekend.