There should be a measurable unit of focus. #life #math #physics #psychology.

Let yourself take chances. What are you afraid of? Everyone fails. Everyone dies. #life

If you can’t upgrade it, we call it firmware.

Sometimes you need a lot of support. That’s what flying buttresses are for.

Luck is just something good that you didn’t expect. #life

It just hit me that it is almost May. We are 1/3 of the way through the year. Ack!

Deadlines, despite the name, won’t kill you unless you let them. #life

Ok I think I sold a couple of books to people who were wondering what I was writing at lunch. #writing

I am pounding keys with which to form the words which speak to me. #writing

I don’t get why “celebrities” bring their kids on stage. Who goes to a show to see the kids? Humans are weird.

Good morning. Drink lots of water today. It’s allergy season. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Happy National Blueberry Pie Day Yum.

You don’t need to know what you’re doing to be a success, but it goes a long way.

Gratuitous food pic. Caesar and chili. #food

“Artisenal Death” - book title. Feel free to use it. #writing #book #title #prompt

Hopefully, I’ll get edible kiwi this year. #plant #kiwi #delaware.

Observed: do you go into a restaurant and lower the window shades? #writing #character

Did the Roman Colliseum host draft picks? #sport #breadandcircuses #nfl

There is a reason it’s called the comfort zone. #life #failure

All writing is improv. #writjng

There is much stupidity in this world, and it is accepted as normal and often encouraged. #life #failure #education

“You don’t need to laugh to look funny.” #wriring #throwawayline

Marketing in the US hasn’t discovered the hidden power of the phrase: “Ask for your free quote.” They could just hand out random pithy quotes. #marketing #failure

Do you laugh at your own jokes before anyone else does? Is this your way of getting others to laugh at your lack of humor?