Observed: old guy wearing a “Frampton Comes Alive” T-shirt. That’s what zombies do.

Lunch time. #food

“Time runs out of the door screaming.”#writing #throwawayline

“The sky was slate gray as was the life under it.” #writing

If you count the days because you don’t want to be where you are, count the days to where you want to be. Or translocate. #life

Be something. Aspire to be the AI you insist is smarter than you are. #life #failure

“Sometimes, you have to test the boundaries. If they bend, they aren’t boundaries but speed bumps.” #writing

“If you believe fruit bestows knowledge, and your god punishes you for eating it, then your god wanted to create idiots. That explains what is jhappenong today. Lots of people becoming idiots in the name of their god.” #writing

“Ramon. That is my name. My parents thought it sounded sexy, but I wanted to be a tax accountant.” #writing #throwawayline

“He would never accept defeat regardless of how many times he gave up.” #writing #character

“He wasn’t a blowhard as much as an empty sack of wind.” #writing #character

PSA: you are one year older than you were this time last year. Happy New Year.

What if we are the AI that destroyed the original humans?

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Good morning. It’s Saturday. Don’t forget to drink your water and find something fun to do today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

The dullest people are the most interesting because they are so dull.

The world is never ready for sanity or peace. #life

Lunchtime.

Overheard: “We have another baby popping out any second now. She got frickin pregnant again.” #writing #character #failure

I’m taking a flight to nowhere.

It’s time to get some lunch. It’s a gorgeous breezy spring day.

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It’s only 9:30AM and I’m already thinking maybe I should find some German sausage for lunch.

Happy National Velociraptor Awareness Day Yes, it’s a thing. Don’t ask me…